Spanking The Monkey

Yaxlich has just been reading Boing Boing and he sees that the story about the bad monkeys appears on the front page. He has been thinking a lot about bad monkeys since he wrote about it last week. A lot of people in India are unemployed like Yaxlich and he thinks it would be better to give the job to a human than to other monkeys. When the monkeys are bad, the man would spank them with a stick. Not spank them hard but just enough so that they stop being naughty and go off to eat bananas and play in the trees again like Cheetah from Tarzan. Some people worship the elephant in India and perhaps it's the same with the monkey so Yaxlich thinks that maybe it's illegal to spank the monkey in India.