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Monday, October 02, 2006

Yaxlich Can't Sleep

Yaxlich started this post at 1.34am. That is a long way past his bed time. He asks that you do not tell his mummy that he is up at this time otherwise he'll be in trouble.

He doesn't really know why he can't sleep. There are probably lots of things going on in his head which are preventing him but, at the moment, none of them are making their way to his frontal cortex and, as a result, are currently sitting in a queue of random mishmash which will eventually become clear. At 1.38am, however, they are just hanging around his head doing whatever it is that unformed thoughts do.

He would like to point out at this stage that he did not take 4 minutes to type the last couple of paragraphs. Yaxlich can type very fast. He uses BOTH fingers. However he had to do a quick check on Wikipedia to see whether it was the frontal cortex or the parietal cortex which dealt with thought as he had temporarily forgotten.

1.43am. He is now a trifle concerned that he can't remember which part of the brain deals with rational thought. He doesn't pretend to be an educated man but he does remember random, silly things which is why he is always welcomed on to the quiz team in his local pub. He doesn't know why he forgot which part of the brain dealt with rational thought.

1.46am. He is now a trifle concerned that he can't remember which part of the brain deals with rational thought. He doesn't pretend to be an educated man but he does remember random, silly things which is why he is always welcomed on to the quiz team in his local pub. He doesn't know why he forgot which part of the brain dealt with rational thought.

1.47am. He is a random trifle and is concerned he might be repeating himself.

1.49am. Having licked himself, he realises that he is not a trifle after all. This pleases him immensely.

1.50am. Yaxlich wants some trifle.

1.51am. He realises that a lot of his overseas readers will not know what a trifle is.

1.53am. Yaxlich find the wikipedia defintion of trifle.

1.56am. He realises that, perhaps, blogging under the influence might not be a good idea.

1.57am. Yaxlich relieves himself.

1.58am. Yaxlich goes to the bathroom.

1.59am. Yaxlich realises it's too late.

2.00am. He changes his underpants.

2.03am. He thinks about putting a plug for Pant Aid into his post.

2.04am. He decides against it.

2.09am. He decides that removing the Pant Aid plug is too difficult.

2.10am. He questions why it has taken him 5 minutes to work that out.

2.11am. He looks at the random consonants that are lying around his keyboard and hopes that Miss Vorderman is not disapproving.

2.12am. He thinks about Miss Vorderman.

2.13am. He thinks about Miss Vorderman.

2.14am. He thinks about Miss Vorderman.

2.15am. He goes to bed.

Comments on "Yaxlich Can't Sleep"

 

Blogger Lizza said ... (5:28 am) : 

I have missed Yaxlich's blog posts!This one had me laughing so hard, the people at the Internet cafe were giving me strange looks.

Blogging under the influence is definitely NOT a good idea. I almost tried it once, and the sentence "It takes one to know one" came out as "Twperia;hdya aksiura7e6l"...or something close to that.

The idea of Yaxlich licking himself brings to mind an image of that dog in the Ikea ad that Yaxlich wrote about sometime ago.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (11:24 am) : 

Yaxlich was a little concerned when he woke up this morning as he could remember blogging around 2am but couldn't remember what he had written. He also remembered chuckling at a comment he left on Little Red Boat but could not recall what he'd written. Fortunately it still made him chuckle this morning so that's not so bad.

 

Blogger Tish said ... (11:48 am) : 

Tish likes trifle. With sherry. Oh hell, Tish likes any sort of alcohol except vodka and tequila. Tish remembers the smell of her passengers when acting as sober driver one Tequila Slammer Sunday at the local tavern, when suffering morning sickness. Tish had morning sickness, not the tavern.

Tish thinks perhaps Yaxlich might have had unmemorable bad dreams from looking at that picture of oversize teeth he posted there, but he also might have had some different dreams once he managed to get below the neck.

:-)

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (12:49 pm) : 

Yaxlich does not like tequila. It makes him sick. He thinks it should be banned.

Yaxlich has just noticed that Carol Vorderman has teeth. Amazing. He'd never noticed them before.

 

Blogger Richard said ... (1:30 pm) : 

Yax - this is a clear winner. How do I know? Because you made my coffee come spurting out of my nose with this post. Thank you.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (2:32 pm) : 

Yaxlich hopes that Richard has been able to clean his keyboard following the nasal caffeine expulsion incident.

 

Blogger terra shield said ... (1:02 am) : 

Terra likes this post very much. She is very sleepy on this Tuesday morning...

 

Blogger Reeholio said ... (9:08 am) : 

Oh, that is funny Yaxlich. You shoulg more often in the wee hours of the morning...

 

Blogger Michael Yass said ... (9:16 am) : 

Yaxlich, who is Miss Vorderman and where can I see more of her?

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (4:04 pm) : 

Yaxlich doesn't know whether it's morning, afternoon or evening where Terra Shield is but he hopes she has a better nights sleep than Yaxlich did last night.

Yaxlich is glad that Reeholio enjoyed his post although he thinks that perhaps the credit should go jointly to both Kronenbourg 1664 and Smirnoff as they had a large part in it.

Michael, Carol Vorderman is one of the presenters of a TV show called Countdown. There is a website here about it.

 

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