Number One In Google
| Yaxlich has just been looking at the data supplied by Site Meter for his blog. He likes looking at the numbers and the graphs. He also likes seeing how people found his blog. Someone came to visit him yesterday by typing the phrase "a fishes arse" into Google. Yaxlich is immensely proud to see that he is 1st out of 65,500 results. He is also number one for the term "mutant eyebrows" out of 123,000 results. "agoraphobic Peruvian" - first out of 19,000. He is only number 8 out of 34,700 for "betty swollocks" so he must improve on that one. |
posted by Yaxlich at 3:25 pm
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post a commentIt makes me wonder why someone was inclined to search for a fishes arse on google? Maybe it was BBG next door?
If it was BBG and she also then read this post and seen you are in fact the number one fishes arse and mutant eyebrows on google, maybe she wouldn't think you're gay anymore?
VERY funny.
Congratulations. Google has no idea what gems are missing from their search query. I hope someone will type in "Pant Aid" soon. That would be interesting.
Perhaps she would no longer think Yaxlich was gay but would now believe that perhaps he is a little mental.
He's not seen BBG for a few weeks. The last time he saw her she was bending down to take some bags out of the back of the car. He thinks that he might have to rename her VBBG...
Yaxlich typed pant aid into Google and gave up after 15 pages. However when he typed "pant aid" he was 2nd.
Yaxlich also found that there are 519 references to him on Google.
I have no idea what anyone is talking about, but I'm laughing anyway. I don't refer to myself in the third person, Yaxlich, but I'd love to post a link to your blog. Mental is my favorite flavor. Whaddya say?
Yaxlich would be honoured if Gem added a link to his blog.
A fishes arse you say? hehehe
tea
Yaxlich thanks tea for stopping by. He would like to visit Canada some time. Perhaps tea would like to swap houses for a fortnight. It would mean that she and her hubby would have to live with agoraphobic Peruvians and not poo from Thursday to Sunday but he is sure that they would still enjoy the stay.
Yaxlich has just learned that he is number 29 out of 51,000 results for the search :
How long does it takes a eyebrow hair to grow back after being plucked
He discovered this as someone has just been to his blog having used the search phrase in Google.
Yaxlich loves Google sometimes.