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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Bank Holiday Fun

In England it is a Bank Holiday Weekend. This means that for people who are working (i.e. not Yaxlich) they get an extra day off. Normally most British people use this excuse to (a) go to the seaside (b) drink lots of beer or (c) a combination of both. Normally (c) is the favourite and thousands of British people descend on the coastal resorts of England and drink large quantities of fizzy lager, eat kebabs and beat each other up.

Obviously in Peru they do not celebrate Bank Holiday Weekends. What they do instead is to recognise that they can spend an extra day with Yaxlich's housemate and therefore stretch the pain of bowel retention by another 24 hours.

As a result the Clenchometer is currently standing at Elevated.

Comments on "Bank Holiday Fun"

 

Blogger Lizza said ... (6:23 am) : 

Uh-oh.

Maybe Yaxlich could clench a bit more until the housemate and his Peruvian fall asleep. Then Yaxlich can go and do his thing in peace.

 

Blogger Reeholio said ... (9:38 am) : 

Hmm. Do you have any friends that live nearby? Invite yourself over for a coffee and a catch up and, while you are there, borrow their bathroom. You may want to hold off telling them about your roommate until after you've been though.

 

Blogger Tish said ... (1:41 pm) : 

Clenching is very bad, Yaxlich - it leads to being full of [insert noun]

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (2:45 pm) : 

Lizza, Reeholio and Morticia may be pleased to hear that Yaxlich's housemate and agoraphobic Peruvian girlfriend have gone out for the day today.

Yaxlich is feeling very relaxed and pleased to see the status currently reading Green.

 

Anonymous Sim said ... (3:03 pm) : 

Sim is pleased that Yaxlich's status has gone back down to green. Clenching to hard can cause headaches and a constant furrow in your brow.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (3:40 pm) : 

Sim is correct and Yaxlich believes that this 72 hour weekly clench is what is causing the increase in Yaxlich's grey eyebrows.

 

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