Sneezing
| Yaxlich has got a bit of a cold today. He is sniffling. He is snuffling. Normally in that order. Sometimes, just to break the monotony, he coughs and sneezes too. Sometimes he coughs so hard that he accidentally does a little bottom burp. This normally cheers him up. He never sneezes just the once. It's always a pair of sneezes. What is the collective term for a group of sneezes? |
posted by Yaxlich at 2:58 pm
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post a commentsneezi
Once a trivia question on the radio asked:
It can travel up to speeds of 55 mph. What is it?
I answered a Ford Escort, but I was wrong.
It was a sneeze.
Gazunheit
Everyone knows that the collective term for a group of sneezes is sneezes. Is Yaxlich's nose all red now? Methinks he's having a Mondayne.
Word verification:ouahfgl
Sounds like a suppressed sneeze.
I believe the correct term is a snuffleupagus of sneezes.
Is there a collective term for a group of sneezes? If not, there should be, and I frankly think that we should make one up. I'd cast my vote for sneezi.
A series of sneezes? Uncreative, but practical, me thinks
As a rabid sneezologist, Tish could tell you the answer to your question, but then she'd have to kill you and Tish is too tired to kill anything.
Word verification: nrngtgi
sounds like an iminent sneeze to Tish.
Yaxlich is too full of snot to play the word verification game today. Besides he thinks that the suggestions put forward by Lizza and Tish work better than anything his snot addled brain could come up with.
Last Minute Lyn has made Yaxlich decide to dig out his old watch which had a stop watch facility and he is going to time his sneezes today to see if he can beat 55mph.
Sneezi or snuffleupagus? A slew of sneezes? Wad? Flock? Oh...he can't think.
Nrngtgi sounds like a Maori word to Yaxlich. Is it?
Yaxlich says hello to Angry Elevator Guy. In answer to the question on your blog, the politically correct term for lady firefighters is firebitch. He knows because he saw it in a film once where they talked about big hoses and shiny helmets a lot.
Tish thinks Yaxlich is very clever in likening Nrngtgi to a Maori word, especially in light of his snot-filled condition. Tish hopes that resolves itself very soon.
Tish will be pleased to hear that Yaxlich's snot is hardening by the hour and turning into rhinolith's of the most amazing size and texture.
He also hopes that she is not planning on eating in the next hour after that description.