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Monday, March 05, 2007

Moon Update #4+1

Just in case anyone was worried, Moon Update #4 didn't happen. The day went like this instead:

Work Colleague: So what did you get up to at the weekend, Yaxlich?
Yaxlich: Stayed in, drank beer, wa....
Work Colleague (thwapping Yaxlich with stapler): Whatever. Here are this weeks H&S manuals.

So there you have it. Yaxlich is officially some kind of health and safety person. He doesn't have the first clue about either but that's how it works out.

Actually that's not strictly true. He does understand both health and safety but combining the two? This makes things twice as bad.

Health has 1118 words in it's Wikipedia definition and Safety has 1023 words so, by putting the two together, that's 2141 words.

Yaxlich is good at maths.

Comments on "Moon Update #4+1"

 

Blogger Goo said ... (12:18 am) : 

excellent use of your addition skills! those need to be exercised every now and again.

 

Blogger Terra Shield said ... (7:34 am) : 

:D...

Yaxlich never fails to crack me up

 

Blogger Sally Lomax said ... (11:46 am) : 

So if you concentrate on about 10 words a day, you should have it cracked by the end of your first year!

 

Anonymous sablonneuse said ... (1:02 pm) : 

Good to see your work colleagues taking such a sincere interest in you and your hobbies.
Hope you manage to meet some genuinely pleasant people at work soon - or are you stuck with the same lot all the time?

 

Blogger john.g. said ... (3:34 pm) : 

Yaxlich should get out more, instead of counting words. This does not sound healthy.

 

Anonymous meredic said ... (4:24 pm) : 

add them up..... why don't you multiply them?

 

Blogger Jim McKee said ... (4:49 pm) : 

Maybe you can be the Health and Safety with Regards to Mathematics person.

However, one might have difficulty getting all that onto a placard.

 

Blogger Ariel said ... (5:08 pm) : 

If health and safety in the workplace can somehow be reconciled, what becomes of sanity? Yaxlich's job sounds borderline maddening in a deadly dull non-descript way. Please do not ask me how I know, I might start crying and screaming for my teddy bear.

 

Blogger Greenmantle said ... (11:41 pm) : 

Nice, Yaxlich, did you try dividing them, or are decimals forbidden on health and safety grounds?

BTW I was wondering if bloggers ever met up in London... drop us a line over at my place

 

Blogger Mr. X said ... (10:10 am) : 

Ah, the gentle times of 'induction training'. What fun for Yaxlich. We hope he won't fall asleep at his desk too often...

 

Blogger Wendz said ... (6:19 pm) : 

Because Wendz likes Yaxlich and thinks he needs a laugh after reading H&S manuals all day....she is going to be very kind and send Yaxlich to read the funniest fart post ever...enjoy..

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (7:32 pm) : 

Yaxlich had just left lengthy replies to everyones comments but Blogger decided to eat them like the comment eating machine that it is. In a nutshell the replies were:

Yes
No
Maybe
Arthur
Tangerines with gaffer tape
Only when it's been plucked

Please select the most appropriate reponse to your comment whilst Yaxlich beats Blogger with a hammer.

 

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