More Numbers

As today is a day of numbers, Yaxlich thought he would share some more with you. 0 - The number of girlfriends Yaxlich has had in the last two years 1 - The number of red boats in his current favourite blog 2 - How many times a month Yaxlich has to visit the place that smells of vegetable soup 3 - The number of people who contributed to Pant Aid 4 - How many vowels they have in America 5 - How many months Yaxlich has been writing his blog 6 - The number of times he was approached today on his way to the vegetable soup place by people asking him to complete a questionaire. 7 - The number of weeks it has taken the Job Centre to process Yaxlich's claim. He will now start to receive the princely sum of £57.45 ($109.42) per week 8 - The number of mutant eyebrows currently vying for the title of "Yaxlich's Daddy Eyebrow" 9 - How old he was when he realised that Father Christmas didn't exist 10 - How old he was when he had an incident involving a copy of Look-In and the centre spread featuring the blonde one from Abba 11 - The most comments he has had on any of his posts 12 - How long it took Takeru Kobayashi to eat 53 3/4 hot dogs 13 - How old he was when he had his first proper kiss 14 - The number of minutes it takes Yaxlich to waddle to the nearest clean public convenience during what he now refers to as the 72 Hour Clench 15 - How old he was when he told his mummy that he knew Father Christmas didn't exist 16 - The number of blogs he routinely visits every single day 17 - How old Yaxlich was when he left school 18 - The number of minutes Yaxlich stared at the number 18 before giving up on a factoid 19 - How old he was when he passed his motorbike test 20 - How old he was when he had his first motorbike accident 21 - Yaxlich's Google rank for the term Betty Swollocks 22 - Two little ducks 23 - The number of posts before Yaxlich realised he hadn't enabled comments 24 - The number of posts before Yaxlich received his first comment 25 - The number of the last factoid before he starts dealing with bigger numbers 30 - The number of days in the month that Yaxlich was born* 50 - The number of spam emails Yaxlich gets every day which tell him that his Beefy McManstick is too small or that he has won a prize or that stocks in Acme Tyres are a sure fire winner this month 63 - The most number of visitors to his blog in a single day 120 - How many minutes he had to sit in the Council offices today waiting to be seen 1,108 - The number of visitors Yaxlich has had since he installed his Site Counter 11,384 - The distance in miles from where Yaxlich lives to his furthest most reader 14,760 - The number of visitors who Site Meter say will visit his blog in the next twelve months 31,000 - The number of entries in Google for Betty Swollocks 225,430 - His current Technorati rank 50,000,000 - The number of blogs in the world * - Yaxlich wasn't born 30 times.