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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

100 Today

This is Yaxlich's 100th post. He didn't realise that until he was about to post a story about a dog with a big winky but he decided that wouldn't be an appropriate way to celebrate.

Yaxlich has learnt a lot about the world since he started blogging. When he started he thought the Queen might read his blog but she hasn't left a comment yet. He discovered that they had the internet in America, that they only have 4 vowels and like to eat hot dogs.

He has shared a number of his medical problems with you including his summer cold and his Betty Swollocks (which he later discovered that the internet suffers from too). He also had to tick off the BBC about their misleading reporting. He's told you about his agoraphobic house visitor and the resulting problems.

He found an unusually named dietary advice organisation. He made up a new word. He discussed his spam problems. He talked about people being unlucky in love on not once, not twice but three times. He even won an award.

He has found out a lot about New Zealand and started his own Pant Aid appeal. He discovered a fish wearing lipstick. He's found out that nobody at the Job Centre has seen the Full Monty and that they all smell of vegetable soup. He's learned about monkeys on the Underground and that his winky is really called Beefy McManstick.

He's discussed renegade eyebrows and his resulting theory. He's had a visitor from the Phillipines who was accompanied by three imaginary dwarves. Discussed Swedish porn, old mans baby gravy and polar bears with small winkies.

All in all Yaxlich thinks that he has learned a lot from the internet in his 100 posts. He is very much looking forward to the next 100 posts.

He would like to thank everyone who has stopped by and posted a comment on his blog. You are Yaxlich's friends and that is probably the most important thing that has happened to him since he started his blog.

Yaxlich says thank you.

Comments on "100 Today"


Blogger Tish said ... (12:04 pm) : 

Tish feels, from reading his blog, that Yaxlich is a decent human being despite the Clenchometer reaching the Red occasionally and that he is to be congratulated on his Century of Posts. Tish hopes Yaxlich will post many more :0)


Blogger Christina_the_wench said ... (12:54 pm) : 

The Wench feels that Yaxlich needs to quit this third person typing before she smacks him hard and not in the good feeling kinda way. ;)


Blogger Lizza said ... (1:01 pm) : 

I'd like to congratulate Yaxlich on his 100th post. I look forward to discovering more of his thoughts about anything and everything, and I'm anticipating more laughs from his future entries. (But if it was not his intention to make anyone laugh because of his posts, then I apologize. haha!)


Blogger ExAfrica said ... (1:41 pm) : 

Yeh, sometimes I wonder about the humor thing - should I laugh? Shouldn't I laugh. That is the question. It's like seeing someone take a spectacular fall and mildly hurting themselves. You know you shouldn't laugh, but....

And congrats to Yaxlich! Happy Anniversary. What fun to read.

ExAfrica likes speaking in the third person from time to time. It feels - well - so schizophrenic, in a dirty kind of way.


Blogger Yaxlich said ... (2:51 pm) : 

Yaxlich is pleased that Tish recognises him as a decent human being. He tries to be though sometimes he does get unhappy with things in the world but he got told off last time he posted about them so won't anymore.

The Wench had better start saving her dollars to come over to England to smack Yaxlich as he has always spoken like this ever since he realised that the first two people weren't listening to him.

Lizza and ExAfrica may continue to laugh at Yaxlich. Everyone always has ever since he was smaller than he is now. Yaxlich's mummy used to say that they weren't laughing at him but with him.


Blogger Jim McKee said ... (3:08 pm) : 

Congrats, Yax! (Hey, that almost rhymes!)


Blogger Marnie said ... (3:46 pm) : 

Happy First 100, Yaxlich!


Blogger Yaxlich said ... (4:08 pm) : 

Yaxlich would like to thank Jim and Marnie for stopping by on this special day. He would like to point them in the direction of the table over there -----> which has some jelly, ice cream and a big cake on it.


Blogger Richard said ... (5:11 pm) : 

DO I smell cake? WOW. Congrats Yax (I like the rhyming too).

As for the third person, it's good for us that the other 2 didn't listen otherwise we would not have the chance to share in your life.

Thanks for the laughs, intended and otherwise, apologies for the telling off and here's to the next 100.

Please feel free to raise a glass of Ribena in your honour.


Blogger Yaxlich said ... (5:27 pm) : 

Yaxlich would like to say thank you to Richard for popping by and to say that there is no need to apologise for telling Yaxlich off.

Yaxlich will indeed have a glass of Ribena later to celebrate being 100.


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