100 Today

This is Yaxlich's 100th post. He didn't realise that until he was about to post a story about a dog with a big winky but he decided that wouldn't be an appropriate way to celebrate. Yaxlich has learnt a lot about the world since he started blogging. When he started he thought the Queen might read his blog but she hasn't left a comment yet. He discovered that they had the internet in America, that they only have 4 vowels and like to eat hot dogs. He has shared a number of his medical problems with you including his summer cold and his Betty Swollocks (which he later discovered that the internet suffers from too). He also had to tick off the BBC about their misleading reporting. He's told you about his agoraphobic house visitor and the resulting problems. He found an unusually named dietary advice organisation. He made up a new word. He discussed his spam problems. He talked about people being unlucky in love on not once, not twice but three times. He even won an award. He has found out a lot about New Zealand and started his own Pant Aid appeal. He discovered a fish wearing lipstick. He's found out that nobody at the Job Centre has seen the Full Monty and that they all smell of vegetable soup. He's learned about monkeys on the Underground and that his winky is really called Beefy McManstick. He's discussed renegade eyebrows and his resulting theory. He's had a visitor from the Phillipines who was accompanied by three imaginary dwarves. Discussed Swedish porn, old mans baby gravy and polar bears with small winkies. All in all Yaxlich thinks that he has learned a lot from the internet in his 100 posts. He is very much looking forward to the next 100 posts. He would like to thank everyone who has stopped by and posted a comment on his blog. You are Yaxlich's friends and that is probably the most important thing that has happened to him since he started his blog. Yaxlich says thank you.