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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Unhappy Love Stories

Yaxlich has read a number of things that have made him sad this morning.

Firstly Jim, who is a reader of Yaxlich's blog, had met someone online and was hoping to run away with her to be a spy, sell real estate and sing karaoke. Unfortunately the lady decided not to run away with Jim and so he is alone again. Yaxlich understands how difficult it is to find someone and hopes that Jim manages to find love again.

Secondly a couple from Southampton in England had their wedding ruined when a prank caller cancelled their wedding reception. Emma Moschakis went to decorate the venue the night before her big day only to discover that someone had called up and cancelled the event. In the end the reception was held in a local restaurant. Yaxlich thinks it's a shame that someone was so spiteful to do this.

Normally Yaxlich is a happy person who tries to see the good in everyone but sometimes things get him down. He also sees that Paul McCartney and his wife are still arguing very publicly about their divorce. Interest rates are set to rise. People are killing each other all over the world.

Yaxlich doesn't feel like blogging any more today and is going to sit in the garden for the day with a fan positioned at his feet pointing upwards, a good book and a cool box containing a spare pair of underpants.

Comments on "Unhappy Love Stories"

 

Blogger Jim McKee said ... (2:58 pm) : 

Thanks for the kind words, Yax. I will be OK in time. (In time for what? Who knows?)

By the way, do you know Bob Dole?

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (3:59 pm) : 

Yaxlich is on the dole in England which means that he is unemployed. Is that the same?

Yaxlich did not realise that Americans also had cockney rhyming slang and is even more impressed by them.

 

Blogger Lizza said ... (6:12 pm) : 

I was wondering about something about Yaxlich.

If Yaxlich is unemployed, how does he put food on the table and pay for the electricity that powers the fan that brings some wind to his nether regions?

Does Yaxlich sell his little swimming Yaxlich juniors to the local sperm bank -- like what Homer Simpson used to do?

 

Blogger Jim McKee said ... (8:12 pm) : 

Bob Dole = Long-time American senator. Ran for president in 1996. Was somewhat known for referring to himself in the third person.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (8:48 pm) : 

Yaxlich has to claim unemployment benefit and borrow money off his friends to live at the moment. This makes Yaxlich very sad as he has never had to do this before and he finds it very demeaning.

Yaxlich tried to get a job like the one but after he told them he had been single for two years they said he was overqualified.

 

Blogger rob@blogoftheday.org said ... (4:37 am) : 

Great blog! I've added a link to your blog on Blog of the Day under the category of Relationship. To view the feature of your blog, please visit http://blogoftheday.org/page/111880

 

Blogger Reeholio said ... (9:02 am) : 

Congratulations to you Yaxlich! Rob must have seen your link at A World of Reeholio he he he.

Hope you have a much better day tomorrow.

Rhys

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (1:02 pm) : 

Yaxlich is most honoured to have won Blog of the Day and will spend the rest of today thinking about what to wear to the awards ceremony.

 

Blogger Richard said ... (2:28 pm) : 

Congratulations Yaxlich. It's a great blog and funny as can be. You spread happiness in an unusual way, but whatever way it is I'll take it.

I think something blue and sparkly for the ceremony don't you?

 

Blogger rob@blogoftheday.org said ... (8:43 pm) : 

Uh oh! I didn't think I'd have to have an awards ceremony... Well if Yaxlich is going, I'll have to have one. I'll let you know the time and place.

 

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