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Friday, August 18, 2006

Filipino Justice

Florentino Floro used to be a judge in Manila which is in the Philippines and where Lizza lives. He has been sacked by the Supreme Court because he regularly consults with three imaginary dwarves called Armand, Luis and Angel. According to Mr Floro, he made a covenant with his dwarf friends so that he could write while in a trance and he says that he had been seen by several people in two places at the same time.

The Supreme Court sacked him saying that "dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode the public's acceptance of the judiciary as the guardian of the law, if not make it an object of ridicule".

Yaxlich wonders how long it will be before Mr Floro starts work for the British judiciary system. He sounds like the perfect person to get British justice back on it's feet.

Comments on "Filipino Justice"

 

Blogger Lizza said ... (11:11 pm) : 

Good lord in heaven.

I find it strange that Mr. Floro had three male dwarves inside his head. If he had dwarfettes, things might have turned out differently. :-D

I wonder who Tony Blair has inside his head? Hmmm...

I hope Yaxlich's weekend goes well and that his clenchometer level doesn't intensify.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (6:24 pm) : 

Yaxlich would like to thank Judge Floro for visiting his blog and for leaving such a wordy response. He would like to ask you to pass on his best regards to Armand, Luis and Angel and if you happen to see Snow White over the weekend can you tell her that Yaxlich thinks she's hot.

 

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