Theory

Anusha suggests that eyebrows grow back violently and haphazardly after they have been plucked. Yaxlich believes that Anusha is correct and has developed a theory. When he plucks his eyebrows, Yaxlich throws the unrequired white eyebrow hair into the sink where it is washed away into the sewers. Once in the sewers, a new strain of eyebrow hair is developed which is stonger than their weak and weedy plucked predecessors. The genetic structure of these new Super Brows is strong enough to survive the filtration and purification processes at the water plants where they are transferred back into the water system as microbes and reattach themselves to Yaxlich's face when he is washing in the morning. Just this morning he noticed a new white hair which he is sure wasn't there yesterday. This particular white hair is the undisputed Daddy of his left eyebrow. It dwarfs all of the other hairs. It doesn't conform to eyebrow standards and respond to a licked finger tip to bring it back into line. It springs back into it's crazy coil and mocks Yaxlich in the mirror. This bad boy is here to stay and there's nothing Yaxlich can do about it.