Blog Of The Day

Yaxlich has won an award. His post about Unhappy Love Stories yesterday was named relationship Blog of the Day. In true Hollywood style, Yaxlich would like to thank his mother and father for not having any more babies so that Yaxlich could be spoilt rotten as the youngest child, his childhood dog Sheppie for occassionally letting one go under the dinner table and therefore freeing Yaxlich of any future blame for inadvertent trouser coughs whilst eating, Mrs Thatcher for stopping free milk at schools, Wayne Kerr for joining Yaxlich's school and diverting the bullies to someone else for a term, Sharon Harvey for letting Yaxlich play with her boobies for 50p, Mr Verma for teaching Yaxlich the Pythagerous Theory although he doesn't recall ever using it but is sure that one day it will be highly beneficial, Shona Marshall for being the first girl to dump Yaxlich and therefore prepare him for a lifetime of failure with women, Mr Singh at the newsagents for giving Yaxlich his first ever job and Doctor Shapiro for not laughing at Yaxlich when he first developed his medical condition. Yaxlich believes that none of this would have been possible without you. He thanks you most sincerely.