Blogging Winkies
| Older readers of Yaxlich's blog will remember when he discovered a dog in America that wrote a blog. When Yaxlich says his older readers he doesn't mean those who are in the autumn of their lives or blogging from a rest home, he means those who have been reading his blog since the beginning. Or at least those who have read his older posts. Today Yaxlich has discovered a blog where a man lets his winky write for him. The blog is called Citizen of the Month and is written by a man called Neil. Every now and then he let's his winky write a post - an example is here. Yaxlich can't imagine what kind of a country America is where they have blogging dogs and blogging winkies. |
posted by Yaxlich at 12:07 pm
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post a commentTish is concerned that exposure to marker pen residue at the Vegetable Soup place is doing unhealthy things to Yaxlich's brain. It's probably because someone let America have the Internet.
You mean WE let the rest of the world HAVE the Internet. Remember, our former Vice President, Al Gore, invented the Internet.
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Yaxlich noticed that Jim suggested Al Gore invented the internet once before. He is confused by this as he always assumed that Al Gore invented global warming.
Tish can be assured that marker pen abuse is not one of Yaxlich's past times and any unhealthy occurences in his brain is probably due to his being dropped on his head as a baby.
Prometheus isn't surprised about blogging dogs and blogging winkies in that Land of the Free. He has known that they have a Presidenting doggie winkie.
Prometheus also feels that if Mr. Gore had indeed invented the Internet, it might have been spelt Internate and would be served with a Mashed Potatoe.
Yax: Don't be confused, it was a joke, drawn from a quote by Mr. Gore himself. The Internet was created by DARPA, an agency of the U.S. Defense Department (this is old news, you can probably look it up on Wikipedia). And I think you may be right, I believe Al Gore DID create global warming... by speaking.
Prometheus: I think you're confusing one goofy ex-President (Al Gore) with another (Dan Quayle), the latter of whom had the "potatoe" spelling problem.
Jim - Maybe it's the amount of wine Sim's drunk tonight, but Sim finds that all vice presidents blur into one.
Must be the wine....
Yaxlich is now very confused. So Al Gore invented the internet and global warming but not tomatoes or potatoes. Frank Sinatra did that. Or Dean Martin.
He also didn't realise, like Sim, that America had ever had more than one vice president. He assumed that they were all the same person. He remembers an American election when Jessie Jackson was vice president or someone else that wanted to be president. There was also someone else who said lot's of silly things. That could have been Dan Quayle. Or George Bush (x2).
Yaxlich doesn't understand America. He wishes he did because they make up the majority of people who live on the world. Apart from the Chinese.