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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Wednesday Is Vegetable Soup Day

Yaxlich has just returned from the Job Centre which he has to visit every two weeks. It still smells of vegetable soup and is still a very unpleasant place to visit but it does mean that Yaxlich can indulge in one of his favourite past times. People watching.

There are all sorts of people at the Soup Place. One of his favourites is a woman who clearly suffered from mutant eyebrows at some point in the past. As a result she has either plucked them all out or had them waxed off. What she now does is draw them on. With a big thick marker pen. In the dark. With her eyes closed.

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Blogger Lizza said ... (3:16 pm) : 

Yaxlich has just painted a very perturbing image. But it does bring up a suggestion. Perhaps one day Yaxlich can have electrolysis done if his mutant eyebrows keep giving him trouble. Then he can get eyebrow tattoos!

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (3:53 pm) : 

Yaxlich thinks he would rather suffer with mutant white eyebrows than have someone tattoo his eyebrows. It sounds very painful and he doesn't like pain very much. He's allergic to it. It brings him out in a nasty rash.

 

Blogger ExAfrica said ... (8:38 pm) : 

Just got my eyebrows done yesterday. Complete with the Iranian string thing. And took some Persian food home. What a treat - great food and nice, neat eyebrows.

Though the area was all red when I had to fetch Child from school - hope no one saw. For a few hours it looks like a fell asleep on a toaster.

 

Blogger QuillDancer said ... (1:56 am) : 

Yaxlixh, be a good people watcher and make the eyebrow lady a stencil so she can get her brows on straight ....

My sister had a gas stove blow up in her face many years ago. She received the blessing of no scars -- and the mixed blessing of no facial hair. While I wrestle with mutant lip and chin hair, which she will never do, I do have eyelashes and eyebrows, and she has had her's tattooed in place.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (12:24 pm) : 

Yaxlich has no idea what an "Iranian string thing" is. It sounds very painful.

Yaxlich would approach the woman but she is scary looking and he thinks that she might be the source of the vegetable soup smell.

 

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