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Thursday, September 07, 2006


Yaxlich had a mental block this morning trying to log on to Blogger. He couldn't remember his password. Yaxlich probably uses this password 2-3 times a day but this morning the part of his brain which stores all of his passwords was unavailable.

He stared at the screen for some time before making himself another cup of coffee. He then had a poo (it's Thursday and SHE will be here in less than 8 hours), came back to his computer but still couldn't remember it. He thought about trying a combination of the different passwords he has for other programs but was worried that Blogger would block him if he got it wrong 3 times in a row like the cashpoint does.

Fortunately after another cup of coffee he remembered it and decided to blog about the fact that he had forgotten his password. He has now written it down in a secret book in case he forgets it again. He has written on the front of the book "Secret Password Book" just in case he forgets that too.

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Blogger Tish said ... (12:05 pm) : 

Tish wonders what Yaxlich would do if he forgot where he put the book, but she figures he probably has that under control and has put a note on the fridge that says "My secret internet password book is hidden in the last place Yaxlich saw it".

Or something equally cryptic.



Blogger Lizza said ... (12:54 pm) : 

Could it be that the roots of the mutant eyebrows are also growing inwards and are now invading the part of Yaxlich's brain that stores passwords? What if one day he wakes up and finds that he has forgotten the existence of the secret password book? Or what if he forgets that he has a blog???

P.S. I'm glad you've done your thing before she arrives.


Blogger Yaxlich said ... (1:44 pm) : 

Yaxlich is concerned that Lizza's theory could be correct. He normally has a good memory for numbers and passwords so is a little worried about this lapse.

He has left his password book on top of his computer so it is always available.

He is glad to see that Tish is back and blogging again.


Anonymous Sim said ... (1:51 pm) : 

Sim is glad that Yaxlich only forgot his password and not the pin for his cashcard or mobile. Sim once forgot which mobile was in her hand. She entered her pin number three times and got locked out. 30 mins later when Girlpants realised Sim had lost her brain and had locked out his phone instead of hers.

Girlpants wasn't happy but it still makes Sim chortle though.


Blogger Richard said ... (4:48 pm) : 

I'm going to send Yax another $1 for his pant aid appeal today. That way you can use the money to buy a chain to chain the secret password book to the computer so that you never lose the password. This little corner of the blogworld would be a sad place without you.

I once forgot to blog for a whole week because I was on vacation/holiday. I will be reprimanding myself and correcting that immediately.


Blogger Yaxlich said ... (6:28 pm) : 

Yaxlich would never forget the PIN for his cashcard or mobile number as they are both 0000. He can't believe that he forgot his Blogger password as it is ************* which is such an easy thing to remember. He did have a chuckle at Girlpants' expense even though he hasn't met him.

Yaxlich would like to welcome back Richard from his vacation and for updating his blog. He didn't realise Uranus was so big.


Blogger Prometheus said ... (6:37 pm) : 

Prometheus thought of a terribly funny comment. Sadly, he forgot what he thought was so funny. Perchance, he may recollect and be back.


Blogger Richard said ... (7:17 pm) : 

Bugger! Now I'm sitting here waiting for Prometheus to recall his comment. I like Prometheus's comments because he too, is funny.

Dammit! This is like waiting for the phone to ring. Ring dammit, ring.


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