When Eyebrows Go Bad

Yaxlich woke up this morning and went to the bathroom to clean his teeth. Imagine his surprise and dismay when he discovered another mutant eyebrow hair. He is certain that it was not there when he went to sleep. This thing has grown overnight and taken the Daddy spot in less than 12 hours. Listening to the advice of Lizza, Marnie, Jim, Terra Shield, Reeholio and ExAfrica, he has avoided performing any plucking type activities for the last few weeks. As a result the mutants have annexed his left eyebrow and are preparing their invasion of the right eyebrow as he types. He fears the diplomatic crisis caused by plucking the Daddy would require the intervention of Kofi Annan or Condoleeza Rice to prevent an all out hair war on his face with the nostril and ear hairs forming an axis of evil with the mutant renegades. Yaxlich doesn't know what to do about the escalating crisis occurring above his eyes.