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Monday, September 04, 2006

When Eyebrows Go Bad

Yaxlich woke up this morning and went to the bathroom to clean his teeth. Imagine his surprise and dismay when he discovered another mutant eyebrow hair. He is certain that it was not there when he went to sleep. This thing has grown overnight and taken the Daddy spot in less than 12 hours.

Listening to the advice of Lizza, Marnie, Jim, Terra Shield, Reeholio and ExAfrica, he has avoided performing any plucking type activities for the last few weeks. As a result the mutants have annexed his left eyebrow and are preparing their invasion of the right eyebrow as he types. He fears the diplomatic crisis caused by plucking the Daddy would require the intervention of Kofi Annan or Condoleeza Rice to prevent an all out hair war on his face with the nostril and ear hairs forming an axis of evil with the mutant renegades.

Yaxlich doesn't know what to do about the escalating crisis occurring above his eyes.

Comments on "When Eyebrows Go Bad"


Blogger Lizza said ... (3:30 pm) : 

Oh no! I feel for poor Yaxlich. This is the first time I've heard of the possibility of having excessive facial hirsutism.

The thought of Yaxlich's eyebrows coming together to form one hairy bridge over his eyes is disturbing.

I say pluck the damn mutants!

(but that's just me)


Blogger QuillDancer said ... (5:12 pm) : 

Yaxlich -- QuillDancer found you through the Bestest Blog of All-Time. She have been hopping all through your blog clicking on your in-post links and ROTFL (which makes clicking very difficult). QuillDancer thanks you for a wonderful time.

QuillDancer also suggests that you google Andy Rooney, find a pic, take a good look at his eyebrows, and run for your tweasers fast! However, QuillDancer thinks it is only fair to warn Yaxlich that plucking eyebrows is not an event for sissies. Eyebrow folicles root in the sinus cavity and often entangle themselves in nose hairs.


Anonymous Sim said ... (10:37 pm) : 

Sim agrees with QuillDancer - pruning the eyebrows hurts like hell.

Have you tried Veet?


Blogger terra shield said ... (9:21 am) : 

Yaxlich may also opt to try a beautician's service...


Blogger Yaxlich said ... (10:28 am) : 

Yaxlich is now confused because both Lizza and Terra Shield were the people who told him not to pluck the mutants!

He would like to say hello to Quill Dancer and thank them for stopping by. He is glad that you enjoyed your visit and looks forward to seeing you again soon. He is also grateful for the Andy Rooney alert. Those are 'brows...

Yaxlich has not tried Veet, Sim, because he is broke. He would like to know if heavy duty packing tape do the same job?


Blogger Lizza said ... (2:38 pm) : 

But that was before Yaxlich started getting aggressive mutant eyebrow hairs!


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