Clenchometer RIP

Yaxlich has just heard possibly the loudest fart in history. He doesn't think that a sperm whale with a megaphone could be any louder. This thing shook the windows in his bedroom. He doesn't know if it was the agoraphobic Peruvian or if it was his housemate. Either way, the Clenchometer is a thing of the past. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Suddenly Yaxlich is looking forward to his weekends again.