Over the weekend Yaxlich read two articles in the newspaper which have inspired him to go on a major health kick.
The first was that eating onion bhajis can slash the risk of colon cancer. American scientists, who also have access to the internet, say that the traditional curry starter cuts the size and number of pre-cancerous growths called polyps and the chemicals in the onions and yellow spice tumeric ward of cancer.
The very next article said that researchers at St Thomas' Hospital in London had found that beer is good for bones because of it's high silicon content.
As a result Yaxlich will be going out tonight to the local tandoori to have an extra large helping of onion bhajis and wash them down with several pints of Cobra beer. |
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Prometheus asks Yaxlich to spill some of the beer on the table, an ancient tradition to share the beer with friends, like Prometheus, who have it not.
Prometheus also wishes Yaxlich, Bon Apetit.
Yaxlich will spill some beer in honour of his friend Prometheus this evening.
Sadly the friend Yaxlich was supposed to be meeting for a curry was unable to attend. This was doubly disappointing for Yaxlich as his friend was paying for the meal.
Yaxlich spilt coffee on his leg earlier today and hopes this works just as well for Prometheus.