That Must Have Fawking Hurt
| Yaxlich has just found a story on Yahoo! News about a 22 year old man from Sunderland (which is in the north east of England where it's very cold and all the women have beards) who suffered internal injuries on Guy Fawkes Night after a firework he'd stuck up his bum went off. According to the Yahoo! article, the man suffered "burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident". Yaxlich suggests that one of the "unspecified internal injuries" was more than likely to be a rocket cone wedged deeply in the mans lower bowel. On the bright side, the man needn't worry about toilet phobia as the chances are that his ravaged ringpiece is incapable of preventing involuntary number two action anymore. |
posted by Yaxlich at 3:35 pm
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post a commentI have read this in a few blogs and it still makes me laugh.
So far though, 'ravaged ringpiece' is the best description yet.
Yaxlich welcomes Hennie to his blog and can assume him that if it's poo and potty he is after, he has come to the right place.
Yaxlich is also pleased that his ravaged ringpiece amused Wendz.
Lizza thinks Wendz should hunt Yaxlich down and take his photo. Wendz doesn't know if Yaxlich lives in London otherwise she would don her Sherlock Holmes attire and do some hunting.
Yaxlich does live in London. So do about 10 million other people. He wishes Wendz good luck in her Sherlock Holmes escapade.
For the record, as he once told Lizza, Yaxlich would rather put wasps in his underpants than have his photo displayed to the world. He has a face that makes babies cry, dogs howl and goats keel over and die.
If you don't believe him, look at this video that was taken when Yaxlich went on holiday to Germany.
Yaxlich is very very funny. Poor old goat.
Wendz is too tired to do her Sherlock stint but shall meet Yaxlich another time (scary face or not) - but without her camera - as camera lens's are expensive... :O)
Faces mean nothing. It's the person behind the face that counts.
I read this one too - and the squaddie stuck a Black Cat Thunderbolt rocket in his rear end because...? Muppet! Still - made me laugh. I even managed to dust myself off from the floor to then nominated him for a Darwin.
Maybe we should introduce him to the agoraphobic Peruvian as a part of a bottom phobic support group?
Yaxlich hopes that Wendz doesn't think that Yaxlich is an old goat...
Sim - Yaxlich thinks that he will most certainly win a Darwin. He wonders when the next awards are taking place.
Perhaps that man should've just imitated the actions of "V" in the movie "V for Vendetta." But I would hate to see London's historic buildings destroyed.
And methinks Yaxlich's face doesn't make babies cry. Maybe sniffle a bit, but not cry.
Yaxlich can assure Lizza that when babies see Yaxlich they instantly start crying because of his face. It has nothing to do with the "Santa Claus Doesn't Exist - It's Your Parents Leaving You Presents" placard that he always wears.
P.S. The tooth fairy doesn't exist either