Garlic
Yaxlich had pizza tonight with garlic bread. It was on special offer at the local Costcutter so he picked it up on his way home from the vegetable soup place where he saw Mrs Eyebrows again. She obviously didn't have a job after all. He finished eating about an hour ago but is still burping very garlicy burps. They won't stop. Every minute or so he does a big, smelly garlic burp. He does hope that Britney Spears doesn't come round tonight now that she's divorcing her husband. That would be just Yaxlich's luck. |
Comments on "Garlic"
Britney Spears deserves a full-face garlicky burp. I hope she does visit Yaxlich tonight.
Yaxlich's word verification is very annoying. It's always swearing at me.
Yaxlich wants to know what Wendz word verification was. What did his naughty WV say?
Bad things. Bad bad things. Yaxlich needs to put pepper in his WV's mouth.
Yaxlich sometimes sees words that might be naughty but never any really naughty words although the WV for this post - okqqo - is a very naughty word in Swahili, apparently. It means a ladies front bottom.