Number One
| Yaxlich is number one in Google! He is so pleased. He could almost do a little widdle in his pants. There are 15,500 other websites that are fighting to be number one in this particular category in Google but they'll never beat him. Not only is he number one but his entry in Technorati (where he is, incidentally ranked 92,646) is number 3 as well which means he has double bubble. The search term in question? Well it's kind of irrelevant but, he supposes, if you need to know.... Fingernail gunk And he is only number one if you search Google Canada but that's beside the point. He's number one. |
posted by Yaxlich at 2:17 am
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y.Wendy.y said ... (6:19 am)
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Lizza said ... (6:41 am)
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Morticia said ... (10:58 am)
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Yaxlich said ... (12:17 pm)
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y.Wendy.y said ... (7:01 pm)
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Terra Shield said ... (3:54 am)
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Yaxlich said ... (12:35 pm)
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post a commentYaxlich could not sleep last night. Which is why Yaxlich was Googling himself at 2am. Poor Yaxlich.
I recommend a nice glass of hot milk with lashing of whisky. Or just the whisky.
So Yaxlich is on his way to fame in Canada! This should go down well in the annals of Canadian history.
Wendz: or maybe a glass of whisky with a lashing of milk. :-D But just the whisky sounds good for Yaxlich too.
Yaxlich might enjoy the lashing... you never know
;0)
Wendz is correct. He couldn't sleep so was looking at his Site Meter stats to see how everyone had discovered Yaxlich which is where he saw the fingernail gunk thing.
Other honourable mentions in the search phrases are:
charcoal underpants
shona marshall
what is the purpose of daddy longlegs
shave eyebrow
little red boat
He loves Site Meter.
Yaxlich doesn't like milk so will stick with the whisky but will probably avoid lashing which could smart a little.
Incidentally, he doesn't want to go down on any Candadian anals, thank you very much.
Yaxlich should know this: lashings do not hurt after enough whisky has been consumed. I think.
Terra hereby congratulates Yaxlich :)
Yaxlich thinks he will take Wendz word for this. He is allergic to pain. It brings him out in a rash.
He thanks Terra Shield for her congratulations and can assure her that he is very proud to be at the top of the fingernail gunk tree.