Nobody Home
 Tonight is Halloween. As far as Yaxlich is aware, it is a very big thing in America (where they also have the internet) and everyone celebrates it. Well everyone apart from Michael Myers although he probably has a good time too.In England it seems that something has got lost in translation. Rather than being a cause for celebration and merriment, Halloween is seen as an excuse for the hoodie wearing yoof of England to perform something akin to a door-to-door protection racket. Yaxlich once had a stink bomb thrown through his letterbox because he refused to give money to some downy pubed oik. He really wants to watch the Barcelona-Chelsea game on the television tonight. He thinks that he is going to have to spend the evening with all of the lights out underneath a duvet which he gaffer tapes to the back of the TV. |
posted by Yaxlich at 4:31 pm
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post a commentI know exactly what you mean Yaxlich. I've dodged stink bombs and rotten eggs on my way home. Thank God I didn't make it into the part of town where they like to aim fireworks at cars.
I aim to close the curtains, have a little low music and eat the choccies all myself tonight!
Oh, Halloween in England sounds like April Fool's Day then. "Oik"...what a great word. And nice picture of the baby with a beer!
Yet another use for gaffer tape. Yaxlich is indeed a genius.
Girlpants uses gaffer tapes for fixing everything - Sim wonders if Yaxlich was ever in the Scouts like Girlpants??
And how was the match for you? Were you on the edge of your seat as well??
Yaxlich is actually quite disappointed. It's 10.05pm and nobody has knocked on his door and demanded money or sweets. No spotty yoofs with ASBOs. Nothing.
He did enjoy the game and was pleased with the result.
Gaffer tape has many uses. It is one of the most under rated products on the market. He cannot think of anything which gaffer tape can't do.
Apart from have babies, perhaps.
Look at Yaxlich's ads...Wiki and depression...ROTFL...
Yaxlich does chuckle sometimes when he sees the Google ads. He thinks his favourite week was when he posted about Betty Swollocks, mutant eyebrows, polar bears winkies, not being able to have a poo and geriatric sperm. Somehow the ads displayed that week makes depressed Wiki's seem quite normal.