Heavy Mobile Use Damages Sperm
 Yaxlich has just seen this headline on the BBC News website and it has raised a number of important questions.How did they make mobile phones so small? Who do the sperms call? Do they use hands free? If sperms can make use of mobile technology, why don't they use Sat-Nav to find the egg? |
posted by Yaxlich at 11:31 am
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Morticia said ... (1:46 pm)
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Yaxlich said ... (2:00 pm)
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post a comment1. Men will continue to design ever-smaller cellphones until they are of a size to make their tackle look large. Or small enough to hang from a keyring.
2. If sperm have any brains, they call ahead to see if there are any barriers to reaching their destination, like condoms or tonsils.
3. Of course.
4. Because sperm are a male thing and men never ask for directions.
Maybe Tish is being too cynical? pfft
Yaxlich now has a mental image of a sperm call centre fielding calls from irate sperm who are annoyed that nobody told them that their destination today was an old sports sock.