Blogging Mojo
| Yaxlich has lost his blogging mojo. He doesn't know where it's gone. The disappearance seems to have coincided with the Agoraphobic Peruvian moving in. Maybe she has put some kind of Incan curse on him and stopped him blogging. This would be very unfair. She's preventing him from partaking in two of his favourite past times. 1. Blogging 2. Doing noisy number twos Maybe it's time he put his foot down and said: Oi! Agoraphobic Peruvian! No! You may well have come from the 20th largest country in the world with a Human Development Index of 0.767. We appreciate the cheap guano imports as well as opportunities to explore the Machu Picchu but enough is enough! Let this Englishman blog and poop in peace. Either that or he'll move out. |
posted by Yaxlich at 2:21 am
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post a commentOh poor Yaxlich! It's bad enough not feeling free to write but if you can't poo in a relaxed and noisy fashion in your own loo it is indeed time to give the Agorophobic Peruvian her/his marching orders - or a strong sedative (about 12 hours after you take your strong laxative).
Exactly Yax, you tell it to her straight!
Peruvians eunt domus!
I mean, just WHAT have the Peruvians ever done for us?
Pontillius dropped a right clanger there, he got his web address wrong.
nice hommage (to be said in french accent) there, yax!
please come back soon!
is the act of the number 2 that is noisy or the number 2 itself? if the latter- what noise does it make?
Eliza, FART! Yaxlich, you carry on, and may I suggest a curry tonight?
yaxlich should think more about blogging than pooing. zoe has lost her blogging mojo and is wondering if it hasn't fallen behind the sofa. zoe is very worried.
Poor Yaxlich, that sounds like hell! I dread the idea of one of my housemates deciding to let her boyfriend move in here. It is just the sort of thing she would do and not think to ask if it is ok.
Zoe is dopey!
Or she could be Grumpy, Sleepy, or Doc ...no... not Doc, he was the sensible one.
Touché!
Oh me gosh, it must be something going around! It happens to me very often, this loss of mojo. With me it's also loss of internet. And loss of time.
Ignorant JohnG asks, what is a mojo? It sounds like a sweet from the 60's.
John - Mojo? Zoe? Sweet? Somehow I can't connect those words together.
Yax - "Carry on Blogging".
Yaxlich needn't feel compelled to blog for his readers. He ought to blog because he likes to.
Isn't M&2S touchy-feely tonight?
M&2S - Yes!
Your blogging mojo will return, Yaxlich... but maybe you could put down your feet and say those words just for fun!
Looks like the mojo is coming back to me!
Why wont anyone tell me what a mojo is?
Perhaps Yaxlich will find his blogging mojo is out on a bender with my blogging mojo and zoe's blogging mojo.
They'd better have good stories to tell when they get back, that's all I can say.
Sablonneuse - Yaxlich is now thinking that perhaps noisy bowel evacuations might well be a way of getting rid of her. He might look down this avenue. So to speak.
Pontillius - The aquaduct?
Rivergirlie - Yaxlich tries to read everything in a French accent wherever possible.
Eliza - Very good question and one which Yaxlich will dedicate an entire blog post to. Maybe.
John G - He had one the other day. He wishes he'd put the toilet roll in the fridge beforehand.
Zoe - Yaxlich will look behind his sofa later and see if he can find his mojo. Good idea, Zoe! Your boyfriend might be a twat but you're not.
Iggy - Setting down clear ground rules from the beginning is the key. Yaxlich wishes he'd put in place some kind of bathroom related terms of service before she moved in.
Wendy A - Yaxlich is now trying to remember the names of all the dwarves and he's stuck.
GG - There is probably some clever maths involving time, internet connections, moon cycles and such like to create a mojometer. Yaxlich wishes he knew what it was.
John G - A mojo is a small bag, a type of magic charm, often of red flannel cloth and tied with a drawstring, containing botanical, zoological, and/or mineral curios, petition papers, and the like. It is typically worn under clothing.
Keith - Yaxlich doesn't remember seeing that one. Does Barbara Windsor get her bosoms out in this one?
M&2S - The wise doctor has spoken.
Terra Shield - Yaxlich will put on his dancing shoes and all the world will be cool. He has no idea what he just said but he thinks he heard someone say it in a movie once.
Sally - Yaxlich has more of a banjo than a mojo but maybe things will change.
John G - See above.
Wrath of Dawn - Yaxlich would like to be a fly on the wall for that one. A blogging mojo bender. How excellent.