Food Of Love

Yaxlich has just had his lunch. He had toasted cheese sandwiches. The bread was thick white sliced bread and the cheese was was mature red cheddar cheese. Yaxlich had a cup of black coffee with half a teaspoon of sugar. As a result Yaxlich now wants to make babies with Kate Moss. Actually Yaxlich doesn't want to make babies with Kate Moss. He is already too confused as to whether he is allowed to be in love with Britney Spears and Lisa Simpson at the same time. The only reason Yaxlich says this is because a study in The British Journal of Psychology suggests that men who are hungry find heavier women more attractive than those who are not hungry. Yaxlich is glad that he read this report. This would explain what he saw in the alleyway next to the kebab shop last Friday night.