The World Cup

Another reason that Yaxlich hasn't updated his Blog for a while is because he has been watching the World Cup. England won the World Cup in 1966 when everything was still in black and white. Since 1966 England haven't won very much at all. England have a striker called Peter Crouch. He is very tall. Peter Crouch is married to a bearded lady and also works for Gerry Cottle. England did not win the World Cup because they lost to Portugal. Englands best player is called Wayne Rooney but he got sent off for standing on another players dangly toilet parts. They also have another good player called David Beckham who used to be in the Spice Girls.