The Law Of Attraction
| Yaxlich read about the Law of Attraction on Richards blog. As far as he can see it involves thinking about things a lot so that they happen. If you believe something will happen, it will. All day Yaxlich has been thinking about what he'll do when he wins tonights EuroMillions jackpot of £100 million ($191 million). He has already planned his luxury apartment overlooking the Thames. He has picked out which Ferrari he will drive. He knows which one of the FHM Babes he is going to play hide the sausage with. He has thought about it enough so, according to the Law of Attraction, it will happen. He just wishes that when he was thinking about all this that he would have set aside enough time to think about the EuroMillion network not melting and, therefore, making it impossible for him to buy a ticket from his local (and only one open at 7pm) newsagent. |
posted by Yaxlich at 7:02 pm
Comments on "The Law Of Attraction"
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y.Wendy.y said ... (7:31 pm)
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Yaxlich said ... (8:52 pm)
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y.Wendy.y said ... (5:47 pm)
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Yaxlich said ... (1:32 pm)
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post a commentYaxlich needs to know that the Thames is a stinky body of shitty water and not a place to take FHM babes...and Ferrari's are for old old men with shrivelled sausages and no hair and big flabby bottoms...Yaxlich is above such sordid pulling tricks.
Wendz is probably naive.
And she hopes Yaxlich has a nice weekend and can find some chocolate cake.
"Ferrari's are for old old men with shrivelled sausages and no hair and big flabby bottoms"
Has Wendz met Yaxlich?
Has Yaxlich been thinking selfish thought about Britney? Maybe that's why she and K-Fed got a divorce...they were helpless against Yaxlich and the Law of Attraction--which is all-powerful!
Mebbe ;)
Wendz has been looking at all the big flabby bottomed men in Greenwich today and wondering if they were Yaxlich..:O)
Yaxlich can confirm that his flabby bottom was nowhere near Greenwich yesterday.