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Friday, November 10, 2006

The Law Of Attraction

Yaxlich read about the Law of Attraction on Richards blog. As far as he can see it involves thinking about things a lot so that they happen. If you believe something will happen, it will.

All day Yaxlich has been thinking about what he'll do when he wins tonights EuroMillions jackpot of £100 million ($191 million). He has already planned his luxury apartment overlooking the Thames. He has picked out which Ferrari he will drive. He knows which one of the FHM Babes he is going to play hide the sausage with.

He has thought about it enough so, according to the Law of Attraction, it will happen.

He just wishes that when he was thinking about all this that he would have set aside enough time to think about the EuroMillion network not melting and, therefore, making it impossible for him to buy a ticket from his local (and only one open at 7pm) newsagent.

Comments on "The Law Of Attraction"

 

Blogger Wendz said ... (7:31 pm) : 

Yaxlich needs to know that the Thames is a stinky body of shitty water and not a place to take FHM babes...and Ferrari's are for old old men with shrivelled sausages and no hair and big flabby bottoms...Yaxlich is above such sordid pulling tricks.

Wendz is probably naive.

And she hopes Yaxlich has a nice weekend and can find some chocolate cake.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (8:52 pm) : 

"Ferrari's are for old old men with shrivelled sausages and no hair and big flabby bottoms"

Has Wendz met Yaxlich?

 

Blogger Lizza said ... (9:26 pm) : 

Has Yaxlich been thinking selfish thought about Britney? Maybe that's why she and K-Fed got a divorce...they were helpless against Yaxlich and the Law of Attraction--which is all-powerful!

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (10:07 pm) : 

Mebbe ;)

 

Blogger Wendz said ... (5:47 pm) : 

Wendz has been looking at all the big flabby bottomed men in Greenwich today and wondering if they were Yaxlich..:O)

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (1:32 pm) : 

Yaxlich can confirm that his flabby bottom was nowhere near Greenwich yesterday.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:58 pm) : 

I thought you and your readers might be interested in this...
The Oprah broadcast of "The Secret" will be February 8th. Also, it will be followed by an International Law of
Attraction Teleconference. If you want more info go to http://www.lawofattractionteleconference.com.
Also, the more posts that Oprah gets on her message boards about a particular topic, the more inclined she is to
repeat the topic. So go to www.oprah.com and find the message board for “The Secret” to let her know that you
want more of the same!
Spread the word!

 

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