Another 100 Things
The BBC have been very busy spending the licence fee this week because they've just produced another 100 things we didn't know this time last year. This is the second in the series. The first one was called 100 things we didn't know this time last year. Yaxlich can see a theme developing here. Yaxlich chortled heartily when he saw that the medical term for the part of the brain which makes teenagers sulk is called the 'superior temporal sulcus'. Having spent two days in the company of his three teenage nieces, Yaxlich is pleased that he now knows the official term to use in future. One of the other entries that raised a smile was that 'coprolalia' is the term used to describe the involuntary bad language used by 10% of people who suffer from Tourette's syndrome. Coprolalia sounds to Yaxlich like one of the Teletubbies. INTERIOR - TELETUBBY HOUSE - DAY Tinky Winky and Dipsy are in the kitchen. Tinky Winky is icing a cake. Dipsy opens a box of candles. NARRATOR What's that you're doing, Tinky Winky? Tinky Winky indicates to the oven and then back to the cake. NARRATOR You're making a cake? Is it a special occasion? Tinky Winky nods his head and nudges Dipsy who is counting out some candles. Dipsy then points to the dining table which has got four brightly wrapped boxes sitting on it. NARRATOR Is it a birthday cake? Tinky Winky and Dipsy both nod. NARRATOR Whose birthday is it? Tinky Winky and Dipsy both point to Coprolalia who is sitting in the corner twitching spasmodically. NARRATOR Is it your birthday, Coprolalia? COPROLALIA F**k off you mother f*****g c**t |
Comments on "Another 100 Things"
Snarfed latte onto the desk! Tears in eyes with laughter.
Littlebear
I just spilt my tea, you b******d,
LARF!
Ah good ol' BBC. You know, kids TV was never as good after the axed Playdays and replaced it with Teletubbies. I was quite upset at the time, despite being too old to watch either anymore.
I just inhaled wine laughing. God I hope it's repeated.
What am I talking about - it's the BBC...
Man, we all need to be using sippy cups when we're in this blog. There is some serious spillage goin' on.
Littlebear
I don't know. I rather thought Coprolalia sounds like an S&M fetish.
At last we have found Eminems lyric writer. MrsF sings all your songs but I bet she didn't know you did teletubbies as well. Must dash and tell the fuckin ho.
Littlebear, John G & Sim - Yaxlich hopes your drink related expulsions did not cause any serious damage.
Iggy - It hasn't been the same since Play School, in Yaxlich's opinion
Sablonneuse - Yaxlich did have to check on the official Teletubbies site to make sure that he got that bit right
Wendz - Yaxlich knows nothing of these things which you speak.
B&MF - Yaxlich hopes that you don't lock MrsF in the boot of your car and put duct tape over her mouth.
Coprolalia reads a little bit too much like coprophilia for my liking.
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Tish is speechless with mirth. Tish might even change her name to Coprolalia. Tish was definitely twitching when she used some of those words a short while ago whilst removing all the xmas lights from the tree... in the wind.
The eldest Tishette has just read the saga of Coprolalia's birthday and says "That is a masterpiece".
She is one of those teenagers ruled by their superior temporal sulcus. It is a supreme compliment.
'superior temporal sulcus' for a sulky spot was funny, but your teletubbies sketch was brilliant! All of my kids used to watch it - drove me nuts! So good to see a funny side to it.
Looked up 'Coprophilia', as mentioned by anonymous above, on wikipedia - yuk!
Your version's better :-)
Anonymous - Coprophilia? That's just crap.
CJ - Yay! Yaxlich will keep himself amused for hours now. He sends very many thanks in your general direction.
Tish - Yaxlich is most pleased that the eldest Tishette enjoyed his little story. Perhaps the eldest Tishette should get her own blog and call it temporal sulcus?
AA - Yaxlich is his real name.
Annelisa - Yaxlich has written to the BBC to see if they want to commission it. He'll let you know.