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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Yaxlich Is Not A Teenager

Yaxlich has just taken part in a quiz on the BBC website to see if he understands teenage slang. He scored 5/10 which, apparently, means he's confuzzled. In fairness, he thinks he only scored as many as 5 because the same words kept coming up and he guessed that they had to be right at some point.

The same site also says that teenagers use just 20 words for a third of their vocabulary.

Yaxlich thinks it's shocking that todays teenagers have such a poor grasp of the spoken word and blames it on the government. In fact he is so incensed that he's going to start a political blog. They seem to be quite popular these days.

He's going to call it the Hey You Referendum.

Comments on "Yaxlich Is Not A Teenager"

 

Blogger Jack said ... (4:08 pm) : 

Two out of ten. Oh dear.

I do approve of the word 'dekecking' though.

 

Blogger Wendz said ... (4:15 pm) : 

3/10...only because how can porn be anything other than good? (Not my opinion of course..oh no no - but you know...so they say...:O})

Otherwise...it'd have been 2/10 and those were guesses.

Yeah - Hey You Ref sounds excellent....heh heh heh.

 

Anonymous Ignorminious said ... (4:19 pm) : 

Hmmm, that reminds me. I should probably go to EU Ref and see if they've noticed that I said something not very nice about them on my blog. I hope they've got all pissed off about it.

Vote JonnyB!

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (4:23 pm) : 

Jack - dekecking is one of the few that Yaxlich got right. As well as moobs. And porn. Like Wendz, he figured that it could only be a good thing.

Wendz - Yaxlich tried to leave a comment on your blog but it's broken :(

Ignorminious - Yaxlich thinks he is going to call you Iggy from now on as it takes his frozen fingers ages to type your full name.

 

Anonymous john.g. said ... (4:57 pm) : 

The EU? The very name sounds like
someone coughing up phlegm.(oh, shit, sorry Yaxlich !)
Anyway, good idea for the blog.

 

Anonymous Sim said ... (5:18 pm) : 

Well that just proves that I'm offocially old. Or that I'm educated... 2 out of ten, one for McFittie and the other for porn.

I'm with Wendy and Yax on this one as the latter had to be a good thing.

 

Blogger Wendz said ... (6:01 pm) : 

Wendz has fixed her comments by installing Haloscan because Blogger broke my comments. Bad Blogger.

 

Blogger Richard said ... (7:46 pm) : 

5/10 again, half guesses - aparently I'm confuzzled, but to be honest are any of those words actually used? At all? By anyone?

anyone?

WV - xzdtgbt....I'm sure this is one of the answers I got wrong but now I jist dant core innymoe.

Pishfoppet!! Grr....

 

Anonymous john.g. said ... (8:08 pm) : 

Yaxlich, 3/10. What are these kids on? P.S. sorry bowt da flem fing!

 

Anonymous alcessa said ... (8:27 pm) : 

4/10. Of course alcessa was only guessing. And she is happy that the word porn means exactly what she has presumed it means.

But her Wv sounds better than some of the slang: tuzosgs.

 

Blogger Sally Lomax said ... (8:52 pm) : 

it's very shocking and a good idea about the Hey You Referendum Yaxlich. We'll enjoy, no, very much appreciate, that!

Sally

 

Blogger Huw said ... (8:54 pm) : 

Nahn aht a ten. D'yu get me?

sucks teeth

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:57 pm) : 

Anon is just gopping, and those were guesses.

An I got two teenagers innit.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (12:21 am) : 

2/10, and I am a damn teenager. Says Emily, of course.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (12:53 am) : 

John G - Yaxlich thinks you need to see a GP

Sim - Yaxlich wonders if you can buy a McFittie at McDonalds. He might have to check tomorrow.

Wendz - Yaxlich really wants a domain name and hosting from Farter Christmas this year so he can leave Blogger. It keeps breaking and he doesn't like it anymore.

Richard - Yaxlich likes pishfoppet. He might have to use that some time.

John G - the seats opposite the bus stop last time Yaxlich checked.

Alcessa - Yaxlich is mightily impressed that you scored so well. You could be an English teenager if you had three children from three different fathers and were covered in Chinese symbol tattoos.

Sally - The more he thinks about it, the more he thinks he might do it. He will be sure to tell you if he decides to run with it.

Huw - Burberry wearing fool.

Anonymous #1 - Yaxlich has no idea what you just said but he thinks the answer is "Yes. He would like fries with that".

Anonymous #2 (aka Emily) - Can you please teach your fellow teenagers to speak proper like what Yaxlich does?

 

Blogger crisiswhatcrisis said ... (11:44 am) : 

Duh. 5. Most of that was guesses. And I've got kids. Neither of them has ever said any of the words here tho'. Fucking useless kids, always let me down when I need them.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (12:01 pm) : 

Clearly your children are much cleverer than the masses. Or is that massive? Ali G used to say massive. Is Ali G still popular with the kids or is it that Borat chap now? These TV personalities all look the same to Yaxlich.

 

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