Yaxlich Is Naughty
| Yaxlich has just returned from leaving a comment on Girls blog. He never normally reads it because she's a bit rude and talks about playing nudey prod games with people and this makes Yaxlich blush but he saw that she was canvessing for votes for JonnyB too so he thought he would have a sneaky look. After reading her post about getting a massage, Yaxlich is feeling a bit faint and his Beefy McManstick has gone funny. He needs to have a lie down. |
posted by Yaxlich at 9:53 pm
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post a comment*Whistles* That is quite a post she wrote.
I am not one of her regular readers, but whenever I do stumble across her blog I find that I'm at uni, and that there are many people around watching me read these vivid descriptions of sexual encounters. God only knows what they think of me!
ignorminious:
Probably that you are not Indian !!
Ignorminious needs to read Girls blog in a darkened room on his own. It is certainly not for reading in public as Girl herself found out on her book launch. Not that Yaxlich ever reads her blog. Ever.
Lie back and think of England. Try not to think of anything else and the feeling will pass. If not, consult your, what do you call it, beefy McMan stick.
Jens
that-uk-girl.blogspot.com/
Hehe thanks anonymous. Ignorminious knows now why the girls at uni give him strange looks and don't seem to want to sit next to him.
Yaxich is thanked for his advice and may be glad to know that it shall be taken into account. Ignorminious has decided to add Girls blog to his regular feed as he clearly needs more excitement in his life.
Jens - Yaxlich tried lying back and thinking of England but it only got him depressed.
Beefy McManstick is now my favourite expression of the year and I intend use it at every available opportunity.
Yaxlich welcomes Jack to his blog and says that Jack can use Yaxlich's Beefy McManstick as often as they like.
That is without a doubt the most generous offer I've had since that time when I was seventeen and a man pulled up to me at the bus stop in a green mini and said he'd give me a tenner to let him sniff my shoes.
They're always in green Minis...