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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Work

Yaxlich has just got home from work. Yes, that's right. You can read that sentence again although it might be easier if he types it again so Yaxlich has just got home from work.

It was only a days works and he can't tell you what he was doing because it's a secret but he had a day of work today which will mean he will get some money and everything.

He will have to tell the people at the vegetable soup place because he doesn't want to get in trouble and got to prison because he's a Taxi Vader.

Comments on "Work"

 

Blogger Sally Lomax said ... (10:51 pm) : 

Are Taxi Vaders similar to Darth Vaders?

Sally

 

Anonymous Ignorminious said ... (11:03 pm) : 

And doesn't it feel good to have worked for a day? I'm still enjoying the feeling of working on my days off from uni, and I still enjoy being able to come home and talk about having been to work today.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (11:10 pm) : 

Sally - Yaxlich doesn't know but he doesn't like the sound of it. He doesn't want to turn the the Dark Side although they do get cooler uniforms.

Ignorminious - Yaxlich is pleased to see that you spend your time doing things other than dodging soap, eating Pot Noodles and spending other peoples tax money.

 

Anonymous greenmantle said ... (11:31 pm) : 

Greenmantle contratulates Yaxlich on finding a job. He hopes that he keeps it...

Greenmantle would like to share that his first google keyword is "mother smacked bottom": should he be contacting any authorities?

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (11:38 pm) : 

It was only one days work but, hopefully, Yaxlich may get some more from the people again in the future.

He also thinks that, perhaps, Greenmantle should write a post about mothers smacking bottoms as there is clearly a market for that kind of thing.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:25 am) : 

Punctuation is key though.

 

Blogger Wendz said ... (7:19 am) : 

Wendz is very please for Yaxlich and crossing fingers he gets more work. Work is good for the soul..mind you, Wendz also thinks sleeping a lot is good too.

 

Blogger Prometheus said ... (9:25 am) : 

Prometheus doesn't know if he should be happy or sad. Work is a four-letter word, Yaxlich knows? But if he's happy about it, Prometheus is happy too.

Prometheus has heard of Tax-e Vaders but Taxi Vaders are new to him. He thought the black cab guys were trained to be good. Is Yaxlich suggesting that they were corrupted by Abu Dhabi taxis and have gone over to the Darth side?

 

Blogger Tish said ... (12:01 pm) : 

Tish hopes Yaxlich was nowhere near where the tornado was in London. She would hate Yaxlich to be outfarted.

Tish thinks taxi voider is better. Less painful and Yaxlick would not have to wear that funny mask and wheeze loudly and have his mates call him Death. Or Dearth. Or whatever.

;0)

WV: bfchru

Sounds like Mary Poppins.

 

Anonymous Ignorminious said ... (1:40 pm) : 

Ignorminious is not the typical student in any of those respects. He is also not typical in the sense that he is looking forward to finishing uni and finally getting out into the real world and the work place so that he can earn more money to support himself and do something that is good for society.

Ignorminious is having to be very sneaky about typing this in uni though as if anyone reads it over his shoulder they may choose to linch him.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (4:52 pm) : 

Anonymous - you are. Correct

Wendz - Yaxlich enjoys sleep as much as the next man. Unless the next man is Rip Van Winkle.

Prometheus should be happy for Yaxlich. It has not been easy not working for such a long time so it was nice for him to get out of the flat for the first time in ages for something other than visiting the vegetable soup place or finding a clean toilet for when the AP was here.

Tish - the tornado was not too far from where Yaxlich lives but far enough away for him not to be affected.

Ignorminious will be a welcome addition to the workforce when he completes uni. How much longer will this be?

 

Blogger Jim McKee said ... (11:04 pm) : 

Yay, Yax!!!!

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (11:44 pm) : 

Yaxlich sees Jim's Yay and raises him a Hoorah!

 

Anonymous Ignorminious said ... (2:55 pm) : 

Ignorminious sadly forgot to pass all his exams last year and is having to repeat a couple of modules. As a result he will be graduating Summer 2008 instead of 2007 :(

He hopes to hit the workforce sometime soon after that, as he hears that Microsoft hire people on his course each year on a starting salary of £30k. Ignorminious shall investigate this nearer the time ....

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (4:16 pm) : 

If Ignorminious does get a job with Microsoft, can he ask them to only release products that work properly? Yaxlich realises that this goes against Microsofts general policy but it would be nice for the consumer to get a piece of software that didn't break their computer.

Incidentally, WV for this comment is: arzma. As everyone knows, this is a medical condition where you get dry, itchy, flaky skin on your bottom.

 

Blogger Prometheus said ... (9:54 pm) : 

Yaxlich got his medical knowledge all wrong. Arzma is that rectopulmonary malfunction that causes wheezing at the bottom.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (10:28 pm) : 

Prometheus is correct. Yaxlich was clearly confusing it with dryitchyflakyarse.

 

Anonymous ignorminious said ... (4:24 pm) : 

Ignorminious will try with Microsoft but fears that such an extreme change of direction may take sometime to work its way into the culture of the organisation.

 

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