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Thursday, November 30, 2006

London

Yaxlich went into London earlier today to see some people about possible work in the future. He finds travelling into London quite fun because he gets to see lots of different people than he usually does. Not many people do their Christmas shopping in Yaxlichs flat.

The people watching opportunities in a big city like London are endless. He never knows where to look next. There are just so many different shapes and sizes of people. He never stares, though, because that would be rude.

Well, apart from today.

Today he saw a lot of girls with big bosoms. When he says big, he means big.

There was one girl who looked like she'd shoplifted a couple of footballs from World of Sport and was running down Regent Street oblivious to the fact that she could have knocked someone out with her jiggly breasticles. Another one appeared to have Verne Troyer and his twin brother stuffed down her top.

He doesn't recall ever seeing so many large breasted ladies in such a short period of time. Not since his video player chewed up the tape.

He assumes they were all out doing their Christmas shopping and wonders where they all go for the rest of the year. Is there a place in London where all the girls with humungous hooters hibernate for most of the year before hitting Oxford Street in their Rigby and Peller steel reinforced bras? A community of fantastic funbags which is shut off from the rest of the world and you can only enter if you're taller lying down than standing up?

If so, can someone tell Yaxlich where it is?

Comments on "London"

 

Anonymous Ignorminious said ... (5:54 pm) : 

When I write about London I talk about how amazing the Tube is, or something that happened in a restaraunt, or how I'd like to live there or something. When you talk about London you hardly even mention the place in favour of focusing on the many many breasts about the place!

And who gets more readers? You of course.

 

Blogger Sally Lomax said ... (6:13 pm) : 

Well Ignorminious,
I guess we can both learn from Yaxlich! I wrote about London recently too: Visit to The Big Smoke!

Mine was all about being a bit of a country bumpkin really and getting my skirt caught in the escalator, so I guess in fairness to Yaxlich his is possibly likely to appeal more!

But I tell you what, I'll read yours if you read mine! And would Yaxlich read mine too please??

Sally

Sally

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (7:13 pm) : 

Ignorminious - whilst not actually using the word breasts, you did refer to Bristols so that counts.

Sally - wearing a long skirt on the escalator is never a good idea. This is why Yaxlich never does it.

 

Blogger Lizza said ... (8:26 pm) : 

I still want to visit London...but not to stare at big bosoms. I hope Yaxlich's trip to London to find future employment was successful.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (8:38 pm) : 

It was certainly successful in terms of looking at boobies. He will wait to see if any work comes as a result of the trip.

 

Blogger Sally Lomax said ... (9:47 pm) : 

Yaxlich is clearly eminently more sensible than Sally. I have indeed learnt that wearing long black skirts on escalators is a very silly idea and I'll not be doing it again!

Thank you for reading me. i feel honoured!

Sally

 

Anonymous Ignorminious said ... (4:39 pm) : 

Good point Yaxich. I think I'll turn my blog X rated in the future in the hope of boosting ratings ;)

Sally, your post was very amusing! You also rank better than I do :)

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (11:58 pm) : 

Yaxlich doesn't write an X rated blog...

 

Anonymous Greenmantle said ... (1:40 pm) : 

Greenmantle thinks Yaxlich would have fun in Paris: here people like Yaxlich have made a national sport of sitting in front of caf├ęs, drinking coffee (or beer) and looking at big bosomed girls for hours.
They don't wear Rigby and Peller steel reinforced bras though.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (6:15 pm) : 

Yaxlich thinks he might move to Paris purely on the basis of Greenmantles recommendation. It sounds perfect although having to eat snails and frogs legs does put him off a bit. That and the not having a bath.

 

Anonymous Greenmantle said ... (7:04 am) : 

Greenmantle has a bath in Paris, and he doesn't eat frog's legs or snails. If Yaxlich comes, he will be glad to take him to taste good wine and foie gras...

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (4:26 pm) : 

Yaxlich thanks Greenmantle for the invitation. Sadly Yaxlich's travel plans don't extend much further than the vegetable soup place at the moment but should that change he will most certainly let Greenmantle know.

 

Anonymous overnighteditor said ... (10:50 pm) : 

Remember...

Tits mean hits.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (6:23 pm) : 

And points make prizes

 

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