Guesticles
| Yaxlich was very honoured when Anna from little.red.boat asked him to write a guest post on her very funny blog. It is one of his most favouritest blogs ever. Anna sent through a list of questions and said that Yaxlich could answer some or all of them. It was a very big list and, to begin with, he didn't know what to do. He sat and looked at the list for a long time before coming to the decision that he would be brave and blog about something that he has never blogged about. Farting. You can read his guest post by clicking here. In other related news, Yaxlich has discovered that he is a very respectable 2nd out of 485,000 in Google for the search phrase "Who owns the world record for the loudest fart?" |
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post a commentOn second thoughts perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned beans.
Yaxlich can assure Polly that the mention of beans didn't result in any shennanigans.
Ignorminious read Yaxlich's post on little.red.boat and found it very funny. Ignorminious has often seen Yaxlich's comments on Anna's blog and has much enjoyed reading them. It is for this reason that Ignorminious has decided to add Yaxlich to the very short and exclusive list of blogs that he reads regularly. Yaxich is only the third addition to this list, after Anna and Petite. Yaxlich may feel special if he chooses.
Ignorminious does not refer to himself in the third person all the time. This is because firstly, it is Yaxich's thing and Ignorminious doesn't like to steal other people's things and secondly, because Ignorminious is a pain in the arse to type repeatedly and so is not written out unless it has to be.
Yaxlich welcomes Ignorminious to his blog and thanks them for making Yaxlich the third person on their blog list. It feels somehow fitting.
The thought of being the meat in an Anna and Petite sandwich has made his Beefy McManstick go funny.
Ignorminious is glad to hear this, although he would rather not start thinking about Yaxich's Beefy McManstick this close to dinner. Perhaps Yaxich should suggest his idea for this culinary experiment to Petite and Anna when she returns from holiday. Ignorminious thinks Anna isn't available for such things owing to a signficant other but supposes Petite might be up for it when next in the UK. Ignorminious thinks it would make a highly amusing blog post if ever it did happen.
The tenderness of teen love and farting--only Yaxlich could think of a connection between the two.
Yaxlich's post at Anna's blog brought a tear to my eye--or maybe that's because I was laughing so damn hard. Wonderful article, my faceless friend. I'm happy for you...erm, him.
You make me laugh so much. I love reading your posts. Your life and story of is a complete antedote to mine, which is great for my sanity!
Thank you!
Sally
Actually, you are now 1 out of 460,000 in the results of a Google search for "Who owns the world record..."
Congratulations.
And a nice post, by the way. I nearly laughed out loud, which could be a problem, because I'm reading this at work.
Ignorminious is correct that Annas Beloved might have something to say about the situation. He can assure Ignorminious that should any such event take place that Yaxlich would not blog about it. He would ask Girl to blog about it as she would be much better.
Yaxlich is pleased that his story made Lizza laugh. He can assure her that it's all true as well. Would Yaxlich ever lie to you?
He is also pleased that Sally enjoyed the story too and that it has prevented her from going mental.
Damian has brought great joy to Yaxlich with the news that he is number one. He thinks he might celebrate this fact with a large bowl of parsnips.
Ignorminious congratulates Yaxich on the prudent thinking and sits back expectantly to wait for Yaxich's next blog update :)