Smelly People

Yaxlich has just returned from the vegetable soup place. He always feels a bit depressed when he has to go there. In some ways it's OK because he gets to see all sorts of different people and he gets to meet people like Mrs Eyebrows. In other ways, though, it is depressing because most of the people there are not very nice. Today there was a man that made Yaxlich wish that his nose would stop working. He can only assume that the man has decided to spend his benefit money on beer and cigarettes rather than soap. In fairness that's what Yaxlich spends his benefit money on too but at least he has a wash on a regular basis. Whenever Yaxlich moved away, Stinky Man seemed to follow him or at least his aroma did. Even now, back in the comfort of his own bedroom, Yaxlich can almost smell Stinky Man. It's as if his smell has somehow permeated into his clothes. Yaxlich doesn't have to go back to the vegetable soup place for another two weeks. He thinks that he might take a bar of soap with him next time and give it to Stinky Man as an early Christmas present. He might also print out some instructions on how to use it too. Yaxlich is now off to put his clothes in the washing machine and hope he doesn't break it again.