Big Night Out
| Mr E and the agoraphobic Peruvian left the flat at 4pm today saying that they were going for "a big night out". Yaxlich remembers those. Nights where you go out, drink and dance until the wee small hours, go back to someones house for an after party, get back home at 2pm the next day with hazy recollections of the night before, UBIs on your arms, kebabs on your shoes and a couple of napkins with phone numbers written in eyeliner. It's 10.30pm and they've just gone to bed. Whatever happened to the impetuousness of youth? |
posted by Yaxlich at 10:35 pm
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post a commentMr Greenmantle thanks Mr Yaxlich for the comment on his comment (?). He has just got home (at 3:35am in Paris) after a night drinking and dancing on a rather wobbly boat on the Seine. Mr Greenmantle feels seasick and wonders whether that is what happened to the impetuousness of youth...
Mr Greenmantle did take the time to read Mr Yaxlich's views on America and decided that they were both true and funny. On the 3rd of December, Mr Greenmantle's friends had a farting competition, which he didn't win: hoowever, there were ladies present, and as Mr Greenmantle was the only person who kissed anybody that night, he thinks it was probably because he didn't win... to get back to subject, whatever rocks his boat!
Mr Greenmantle thinks that "icky" as an anti-spamword is poignant...
Tish does not know what UBI is, but assumes it to mean Unplanned Bloody Incision. Or something. Perhaps Yaxlich could educate Tish in the way of the UBI?
Sally just wants to say that she thinks Yaxlich is very funny and she will add him to her link list, because Yaxlich doesn't take the world too seriously and is a good antedote to normal trials and tribulations of modern life! Sally would like to Thank petite anglaise for finding Yaxlich!
Mr Greenmantle should remember that it's not the winning, it's the taking part.
Tish - a UBI is an Unidentified Beer Injury. In other words you wake up the next morning and have no idea how you got it.
Sally - Yaxlich says hello and thanks you for your kind words. Yaxlich would like to thank petite for pointing Sally in his direction.
You always knew if it had been a good night if you came home with a bruise which you no idea how you obtained it. Sim remembers those bruised days, the crawling downstairs for a pint of water and a shish kebab magically appeared in the microwave for breakfast.
Mmmm - shish kebab!!
Kebabs always taste horrible to Yaxlich the the next morning. Cold curry, on the other hand, is wonderful.
In bed by 10:30PM? That's way too early! Apparently the impetuousness of youth stood them up.
Mr E sometimes goes to bed before 9pm during the week. Yaxlich thinks he must have been naughty at work.
Youth is wasted on the young.
As is hair, in Yaxlichs opinion.