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Monday, November 13, 2006

200

This is Yaxlich's 200th post. In the same way that he marked his 100th post, he thought he would summarise what has happened over the last few months.

He blogged about a dog with a big winky, he won Bestest Blog of the Day, he heard the loudest fart in history, a girl with large bosoms thought he was gay and then made him blush in the street.

He was horrified to hear that the makers of Marmite have changed the recipe, he discovered a company that makes paper out of sheep poo and that there is a place in Ethiopia called Shit. He learnt that Peruvians don't understand Fawlty Towers and found out their favourite holiday destination.

One of his bestest discoveries on the Internet was the purpose of daddy longlegs although finding out that you can cure hiccups by sticking your finger up your bum came a close second. Apparently fireworks aren't quite so effective.

His obsession with Google helped him discover that he was Number One for the search phrases a fishes arse and fingernail gunk and that he is the 4th most irritating thing in the UK. Nescafe is inexplicably Number One for the search phrase Yaxlich.

He talked about his favourite books and his favourite movies. He was cool for a day, he was mental for longer and finally managed to write a blog post using one of his favourite words.

He realised that blogging whilst under the influence is not always a good idea. Nor is going to a deserted log cabin next to a lake on Friday 13th but even that is better than spending a night in on Halloween. He suspected that he was being teased from beyond the grave.

He changed the layout of his blog. He made up a new word, discussed his short attention span, rode on a bus with a man he doesn't know what to call, discovered he doesn't own an umbrella and admitted that he is often SAD. He met a lady with unusual eyebrows and talked about bogies. His blog was taken over by the People's Front of Judea and he tried to save the planet. He observed that women have a genetic disorder.

Finally, in this random mishmash of information written because he's too lazy to write a proper post today, he got one year older.

Comments on "200"

 

Anonymous Lizza said ... (3:13 pm) : 

Yaxlich has learned a lot of things about himself through blogging, and so have we.

I'm looking forward to reading all his next posts.

 

Anonymous Sim said ... (3:30 pm) : 

Well done on the 200th post! Does this mean you now go out and celebrate with 200 beers or ciggies? Personally, I think you should ask BBG out for a drink to celebrate...

;o)

 

Blogger Hennie said ... (6:18 pm) : 

Good on you mate, jolly well done, many happy returns and all that jazz - to quote Ms Garland's less successful but equally fabulous if not somewhat frumpy daughter, Liza, whilst twirling my handlebar moustache before mincing off to the Blue Oyster Bar.

 

Blogger Wendz said ... (10:45 pm) : 

Yaxlich has been very busy... happy 200th post-a-versary.

Wendz is pleased that Yaxlich wasn't in Greenwich yesterday as they were a sorry lot indeed.

Wendz is home now and thinks that France is nicer than Londonium. Although that is a very nice place too.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (11:36 pm) : 

Yaxlich feels that he has progressed a lot through the medium of blogging. He has learned a lot of things. Some of them will be very useful when he grows up.

Sim - you should know that Yaxlich is far too shy to ask a girl out. Especially one with such big boobies.

Hennie - Yaxlich looks forward to hearing the report of your handlebar moustache twirling extravaganza at the Blue Oyster Bar.

Wendz - Yaxlich is pleased that you got home safely to France where it smells of garlic and all of the locals have a fear of soap.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (11:43 pm) : 

As an update to the post, Yaxlich has discovered that he is #1 in Google again. This time for the search phrase bbc firework stuck bum. He is most pleased.

 

Blogger vapidly vibrant said ... (3:33 am) : 

I would like to take this celebratorial moment to tell Yaxlich how much i find him utterly ACE! And I would also like to thank Yaxlich for making me laugh so hard not only a little wee came out, but a bit of gas as well. Yaxlich has indeed attracted the lady out from this reader, and she is forever grateful -_-.

 

Blogger simona said ... (8:52 am) : 

Alcessa is looking forward to the next 20000 posts, too.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (5:46 pm) : 

Yaxlich is pleased that his blog elicits gas. When he first started blogging he wrote down a list of all the things he wanted to achieve with his blog and making someone fart as a result of one of his posts was near the top of the list.

Yaxlich is also looking forward to the next 2000 posts. The only problem is that he can't think of anything to say for post 201 just yet.

 

Blogger Jim McKee said ... (8:07 pm) : 

Congrats on # 200, Yax!

And as far as gas goes, check out this celebrity gas story.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (11:30 pm) : 

Yaxlich thinks that Jim should read what the turtle had to say about Pammy!

 

Blogger Mimi Lenox said ... (5:40 am) : 

Congratulations on your milestone blog. Your site never ceases to entertain, amuse and confuse me. All the makings of a great blog!

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (1:40 pm) : 

Yaxlich thanks Queen Meme for her words. He is often confused so feels the need to share with other people. His mummy once told him that a problem shared is a problem halved.

She also once said that the tooth fairy was real too so he's not sure whether to believe her.

 

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