Ready Freddie No
 Yaxlich stayed up until 7.30am watching the cricket. He wishes he hadn't bothered now. He is very tired and sorry for not blogging today but his hands are very sleepy too.Yaxlich drank too much coffee last night trying to stay awake. The excess caffeine has made his farts smell funny and he's got the shakes. He doesn't think he'll bother watching the Ashes tonight because England are poo. Instead he thinks he'll wear his handy cut-out-and-keep Freddie Flintoff mask from the BBC and go out and scare some children. |
posted by Yaxlich at 4:14 pm
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y.Wendy.y said ... (6:12 pm)
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Yaxlich said ... (7:25 pm)
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y.Wendy.y said ... (9:39 pm)
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Yaxlich said ... (10:27 pm)
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post a commentBah! I'm sharing a house with an Aussie at the moment. To say he's smug would be an understatment. Although there is some hope - I note that The Spine has been touting a new type of bat that may help the Brits...
Cricket schmicket.
It's Friday Yaxlich...Wendz hopes you will join her for a virtual drink. Cheers! ;-)
Sim - Yaxlich read about the Aussie. Having seen so many of them on the Sky coverage and hearing about them staying with you, he wonders who is serving all the beer in Earls Court?
Wendz - Yaxlich feels like he's light headed enough due to lack of sleep. He is worried that a virtual drink will send him off the edge. Virtually.
Oh no no no no Yaxlich - you have it all wrong sweetie...a glass or two (or 3 or 4) of lovely jubbly red wine will send you to sleep..ask moi..I, the expert at insomnia know all about 'how to get a good night's sleep'..trust me.
*hic*
don't mind me
*hic*
Yaxlich has now had two beers. He doesn't know if it's the lack of sleep or the beer but, either way, he's starting to feel a bit squiffy.
He thinks he'll watch the beginning of the cricket but will probably end up asleep on the sofa within 5 minutes.