Britney Spears Badly Wrapped Kebab

Yaxlich has discovered that his former crush, Britney Spears, has been photographed showing off her lady bits. He is very disappointed to hear this. He used to believe that she was a wholesome, church going member of the Mickey Mouse club. He has since discovered that she is caravan rubbish. He was first alerted to this via A Welsh View and has subsequently seen it on various websites around the world. He is a little bit confused, though. Why would people want to see pictures of Britney Spears' badly wrapped kebab? Regardless of her takeaway habits, Yaxlich is now officially denouncing Britney Spears. She no longer has a place in his heart. Lisa Simpson is the only woman for him.