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Friday, December 01, 2006

Beer

Yaxlich has been very good this week and not had any beer. He likes beer. It makes him feel all grown up and everything. Grown ups drink beer although some grown ups drinks too much beer and that makes them fat and their winky not work properly.

Tonight he has had some beer and he feels a bit squiffy. He is having to concentrate very hard on which keys he is hitting.

As far as he can tell his winky is still working properly so that's OK.

Do you have any questions you would like to ask Yaxlich whilst he's a little bit inebriated? He promises he'll answer as best as he can. He'll even do his best to get the letters in the right order and everything.

Comments on "Beer"

 

Blogger Lizza said ... (12:44 am) : 

Haha! Yaxlich is blogging under the influence again? I haven't done that in a long time! What to ask Yaxlich, hmmmm. How did he find out that his winky is still working properly?

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (1:04 am) : 

Well he hasn't tested it yet but he assumes it to be OK.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (5:26 am) : 

Do you love Anon the Coward back ?

 

Blogger Tish said ... (7:07 am) : 

You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer? But Yaxlich is the Winky King!

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (12:10 pm) : 

The window of opportunity shut some hours ago so Yaxlich is afraid that he cannot answer the question. He does want to know who Anon the Coward is, though...

 

Blogger Wendz said ... (8:28 am) : 

Wendz dreamt of Yaxlich last night. He was lying on the sofa in a South African rubgy jersey and summer shorts with white hairy legs sticking out, drinking beer and burping, whilst watching a rugby match.

I kid you not.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:19 am) : 

Now that's just weird Wendy! I had a similar dream a couple of nights ago, only Yaxlich looked like his blogger avatar, and he was wearing an England shirt, watching the cricket. Weird indeedy.

Do you think we surf the Blogs too much?

 

Anonymous Greenmantle said ... (12:27 pm) : 

Greenmantle wonders who Yaxlich dreams of... Wendy? or Anon the Coward?

Maybe he just dreams of the wonderful world of the winkie...

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (6:13 pm) : 

Yaxlich is amazed that two people have dreamt about him. There appears to be a link between the two dreams as well. In both Yaxlich is slobbing out in front of the TV watching sport. Perhaps Wendz and Anon the Coward could dream about Yaxlich as James Bond next time or doing something more active. If people dream that Yaxlich has been to the gym perhaps he won't have to.

Yaxlich must confess that he hasn't dreamt about any bloggers previously. His dreams usually involve fluffy bunny rabbits and other woodland creatures. He will attempt to have a blogging dream tonight and let you know all about it.

 

Blogger Sanni said ... (11:12 pm) : 

I´m so glad I can visit Yaxlich´s World again after solving my computer problems.
=)Haven´t been here for about a week - a lot to make up leeway!

Signed - Sanni, proud owner of a new notebook. The last one committed suicide - wasn´t me

 

Blogger Sally Lomax said ... (9:24 am) : 

Sally frequently types with letters in the wrong order, and never see that they are in the wrong order until she has either posted her comment or her blog. She then re-edits her blog several times, but is unable to re-edit the comments, because comments boses don't let you. Yaxlich on the other hand does not seem to have made a single spelling error while under the influence. Do you think that this means that Sally would be better writing under the influence too?

Sally

 

Blogger Sally Lomax said ... (9:27 am) : 

p.s.

"never see that"

Should have read:

"never sees that"

"boses"

Should have read:

"boxes"

It often seems to happen!

Sally
Sally

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (4:22 pm) : 

Yaxlich is sorry to hear that Sanni had been suffering from puter problems. Yaxlich too suffered from this some months back and he didn't like it at all.

Blogging under the influence is not big or clever however the advantage of BUI is that each key stroke becomes a personal challenge so greater care is taken. Perhaps. Yaxlich doesn't really know. He nevers remembers what he was blogged until the next morning.

 

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