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Friday, August 10, 2007

How Do They Know?

Yaxlich found an article in a London newspaper tonight which he thought he would share with you.

A court has released a man caught having sex with sheep. A farmed called police after he saw a man trouserless among his flock. Bert Meijer, 36, was arrested and charged but the case was thrown out because under Dutch law bestiality is illegal only if it can be proved the animal was unwilling.

In other news, Yaxlich would like to apologise for his lengthy delay in posting anything on his blog for a while. This was because:

a) His hands fell off.
b) The Barbie Girl bird flew off to Penge with his blogging mojo and he has only just returned beacuse Virgin Trains only have a bi-monthly service.
c) The Agoraphobic Peruvian spent the last month downloading guinea pig recipes from a remote site in the Andes and was hogging the bandwidth of the flats wi-fi connection.
d) He was on a modelling assignment in Portugal.
e) He was working for the Government on a project that he cannot mention due to signing the Official Secrets Act.
f) He was involved in lengthy legal proceedings in the Netherlands and has only just returned the sheep costume to the fancy dress suppliers after he had lost his Sketchleys receipt.
g) All of the above.

Comments on "How Do They Know?"

 

Blogger ChloĆ© said ... (2:27 am) : 

Did the sheep at least appeared in court?

I didn't think so.

 

Anonymous Ignorminious said ... (2:38 am) : 

Can you prove that the sheep probably was willing if there is a witness who is prepared to swear that it is usually a bit of a slapper?

 

Blogger Milk & Two Sugars said ... (4:40 am) : 

M&2S thanks Yaxlich for making her laugh again!

 

Anonymous sablonneuse said ... (7:31 am) : 

So pleased you're back. I was beginning to wonder if you were in hospital having the piles removed.

 

Anonymous KT said ... (9:25 am) : 

Definately e) Yaxlich is an International Man of Mystery!

 

Blogger Mr. X said ... (2:35 pm) : 

a) - Is Yaxlich typing with his nose then?

 

Blogger john.g. said ... (3:51 pm) : 

Glad Yaxlich knows Emma Royds!

 

Anonymous Keith said ... (7:33 am) : 

If the truth be known Keith thinks that:

h)Yaxlich is an idle sod who can't be arsed to speak to his fans.
i)He tells fibs.
j)He forgot how to switch the computer on.
k) He was drunk.
l) He was mauled by next doors gerbils and has only just got out of hospital.
m)The police have only just released him after investigations into the mysterious shootings of next doors gerbils.
n)He has been in Washington advising George Dubya about the re-landscaping of the Middle East.

 

Anonymous tillylil said ... (2:47 pm) : 

glad your baa baa back yaxlich

 

Blogger Guyana-Gyal said ... (7:24 pm) : 

And here I was thinking that Yaxlich found a girl friend in time for the June wedding...

 

Blogger Runaway Rubber Duckie said ... (1:01 pm) : 

Quacks to you, Yaxlich! Hope to see you back again blogging soon.

 

Blogger Tish said ... (2:18 pm) : 

Tish feels that this one "His hands fell off.", is untrue.

Tish is very glad to see Yaxlich back, and on form. She fervently hopes that The Agoraphobic Peruvian runs out of Cavy Cuisine very soon. Tish will be watching for an update.

 

Blogger Tish said ... (12:57 pm) : 

Well bugger me.

 

Blogger meredic said ... (1:18 pm) : 

Sheesh!
tish - please....decorum....are you blonde?

 

Blogger Ricardipus said ... (6:47 pm) : 

I feel that certain comments posted above have made it less likely that anyone will scroll all the way down and read mine.

Disappointing really.

Nevertheless I must vote for c) because I like the phrase "Agoraphobic Peruvian". For no particular reason.

And we thank you.

 

Blogger Ricardipus said ... (6:48 pm) : 

P.S. The Dutch law is clearly mental.

 

Anonymous Sim said ... (6:54 pm) : 

Erm... It's taken me since Yax posted to read through that farce

I think I need a drink...

 

Blogger Guyana-Gyal said ... (3:16 pm) : 

Holy shhhhhoooot.

Where's Yaxlich?

 

Blogger Tish said ... (1:30 pm) : 

Tish thinks if Sim only needs one drink, Sim didn't really read it all. Just Tish's little gut feeling.

:-)

Tish apologises to Meredic for lapsing out of third person in her post above. Bad Tish.. Tish is not blonde.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (4:20 pm) : 

Chloe - They probably did but behind a screen to protect their identity.

Iggy - There's nothing worse than a sheep that cries wolf.

M&2S - Yaxlich hopes that you have found alternative sources of laughter during his current bout of blogstipation.

Sablonneuse - He is currently on the NHS waiting list whilst the doctors find an industrial strength angle grinder.

KT - Are you saying that Yaxlich is Austin Powers in disguise?

Mr X - Something similar...

John G - Yaxlich and Emma are long time associates.

Keith - j is not too far from the truth.

Tillylil - Yaxlich thanks you for your maaaaaaarvellous comment.

GG - Yaxlich has been to two weddings this year and, in American baseball terminology, is 0 for 2...

Runaway Rubber Duckie - Yaxlich wants to see more of your adventures. They look like a lot of fun.

Tish - Yaxlich is worried about having a hand transplant just in case his Beefy McManstick rejects them.

Meredic - The outburst was most unsavoury, wasn't it?

Ricardipus - Yaxlich scrolled down to read your comment in case that makes you feel any better.

Sim - That is one of your better excuses for wanting a drink. It ranks right up there alongside "Oooh, I'm awake".

GG - ::Yaxlich waves::

Tish - Yaxlich isn't sure your profile picture is very flattering.

 

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