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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Guess Who's Back

Guess who's back
Back again
Clencho's back
Tell your friends

The Clenchometer has been dusted down and reinstalled above Yaxlich's computer but this time it would appear that it is no longer only required at weekends.

The AP has officially moved in and does not appear to have a job anymore so she hasn't left the flat in days. Yaxlich heard her making a phone call in Spanish earlier so slipped into the bathroom unnoticed to have a brief bowel evacuation safe in the knowledge that her jabbering was likely to disguise any Armitage Shanks action.

He doesn't know whether her 24/7 residence is a sign of things to come but, just in case, he has started work on a new invention. He calls it The Gruffler Muffler. Basically what it does is absorb any audible discharge of intestinal gas and then slowly releases it at a high pitched frequency which only dogs can hear.

He's a little concerned that his flat will become a magnet for the local canine population, particularly late at night after he's had a few beers. The last thing he wants to be known as is the Pie Eyed Pooper of old London Town.

Comments on "Guess Who's Back"

 

Blogger Tish said ... (12:55 pm) : 

Tish was going to say "Oh shit" but thinks that might result in a tighter clench. She will refrain.

:-)

 

Blogger thegirl said ... (4:45 pm) : 

You need to TM that Clenchometer pronto.

 

Blogger CJ said ... (5:41 pm) : 

Oh dear, I needed that laugh. Have been sick for a days and that is the first levity in a while. Thanks! Sorry though.

 

Blogger Wendz said ... (5:51 pm) : 

Brilliant! I'll buy one.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (7:53 pm) : 

Tish - Refraining is something that Yaxlich knows all about. Ho hum.

The Girl - You are probably right. He will get onto that first thing tomorrow morning.

CJ - Yaxlich is sorry to hear that you've not been well but is glad to hear that you're feeling better.

Wendz - Fantastic! The first customer for the Gruffler Muffler!

In a weird sort of Word Verification Spooky Coincedance, his WV was "fufuqwiu" which is the exact mathematical formula Yaxlich used when designing the Gruffler Muffler. The "fufu" goes in one end and out of the other comes a "qwiu". Google really do have an all seeing eye.

 

Blogger Goo said ... (10:05 pm) : 

The Gruffler Muffler, that almost made me cry! that's a million dollar idea right there.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (10:59 pm) : 

Yaxlich is currently drawing some pictures for the protype. He will sort out the patent first and then post the pics. As The Girl says, getting a trademark is essential.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (11:00 pm) : 

Obviously what he meant to say was prototype.

Clearly he is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.

 

Blogger mad muthas said ... (9:08 pm) : 

oh dear - didn't you know? that's what everyone calls you already.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (4:44 pm) : 

Hrumph!

 

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