Guess Who's Back

Guess who's back Back again Clencho's back Tell your friends The Clenchometer has been dusted down and reinstalled above Yaxlich's computer but this time it would appear that it is no longer only required at weekends. The AP has officially moved in and does not appear to have a job anymore so she hasn't left the flat in days. Yaxlich heard her making a phone call in Spanish earlier so slipped into the bathroom unnoticed to have a brief bowel evacuation safe in the knowledge that her jabbering was likely to disguise any Armitage Shanks action. He doesn't know whether her 24/7 residence is a sign of things to come but, just in case, he has started work on a new invention. He calls it The Gruffler Muffler. Basically what it does is absorb any audible discharge of intestinal gas and then slowly releases it at a high pitched frequency which only dogs can hear. He's a little concerned that his flat will become a magnet for the local canine population, particularly late at night after he's had a few beers. The last thing he wants to be known as is the Pie Eyed Pooper of old London Town.