Snow

When Yaxlich woke up this morning he was very excited to see that it had snowed overnight. There wasn't a lot of snow, certainly not enough to build a snowman but this is probably just as well as he doesn't have any carrots. Or coal. Even though he doesn't particularly like winter, he does like snow. If Yaxlich could afford it, he would like to go skiing. All the cool kids go snowboarding but Yaxlich isn't a kid or cool so skiing sounds more like his thing. The thought of hurtling down a steep hill with two planks of wood strapped to his feet sounds exciting. He's not sure that he'd like to wear thermal underwear, though. He has seen the adverts for long johns and all the models have a six pack. Yaxlich has a six roll so he's not sure he would look very good in them. He's also worried about the extra layer of clothing to remove if he got caught short at the top of a slope. When Yaxlich needs to go, Yaxlich needs to go. A film that makes Yaxlich laugh is Dumb and Dumber. The bit where his tongue gets stuck to the ski lift is very funny. Obviously there is another scene which makes Yaxlich laugh a lot but he's been accused of only blogging about bodily functions so he won't mention that one. Anyway, if Yaxlich does ever go skiing, he will make sure he doesn't try to lick the ski lift. Films can be educational sometimes. Yaxlich is off to the shops now to buy some carrots and some coal just in case it snows again tonight.