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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

January Has Been Cancelled

News has reached Yaxlich this morning that January may be cancelled this year due to lack of interest. This pleases him greatly. He has never been a big fan of January. He's always seen it as the poor relation. Nothing much ever happens in January.

If you look at all of the other months, things happen in them whether they be religious festivals or national holidays or saints days. Something happens whereas January single handedly fails to achieve anything. January shoots it load on the very first day and then slips into 30 days of nothingness.

Even the weather seems to shun January. Yaxlich just looked out of his window and nothing much is happening weather wise. It's not raining and it's not snowing. There's no fog or hail or sun or wind. Nothing. As far as he can see, there is absolutely no weather today.

Yaxlich thinks it would be great if we could have two Augusts every year. That would be a lot of fun although he is slightly worried that his medical condition might flare up again but he thinks a little bit of chafing is nothing compared to the joy of long, hot summer days.

Comments on "January Has Been Cancelled"

 

Blogger john.g. said ... (3:49 pm) : 

Yaxlich is being a tad unfair. It`s my birthday on the 28th, and on the 29th, it will be 7 years since i got squashed by that nasty tree. So you see, things do happen in January, i just wish the latter hadn`t! Ho-hum.

 

Anonymous Greenmantle said ... (5:48 pm) : 

I vote for cancelling January... The french have already started protests to cancel 2007, so we might as well start with January.
Especially as I can't wait for february, lots of things planned for then!

 

Anonymous Ignorminious said ... (5:53 pm) : 

About bloody time! This month appears to be decending into a right pile of sweaty bollocks worthy of Yaxich's underpands on a hot, hot day! I vote for February to begin tomorrow, that way I skip all my waste of time exams!

 

Blogger Sanni said ... (6:04 pm) : 

Two Augusts will be fine... summer, sun, holidays and 2 birthday parties for my hubby Frank =)

Please cancel my January as well... it´s been a bad bad month so far!

 

Blogger Sally Lomax said ... (6:24 pm) : 

I agree! January is a dreadful month after 1st.

So perhaps we ought to ahve January 1st, and then the second August could be 30 days instead of 31!

As for the chafing I'm sure that you would get used to the extra heat after a while...

Sally

 

Anonymous Fifi said ... (7:02 pm) : 

What about those of us with birthdays in January? Actually, given the agony involved in turning 40 two days ago, maybe no more birthdays would be a good thing.... bring it on!

 

Blogger Lizza said ... (7:24 pm) : 

Poor January.

Never mind that the month was named after a two-faced god. Yaxlich has at least two, doesn't he? (Faces, that is.) So do we all...perhaps.

I say get rid of February. It's always incomplete anyway. And Valentine's Day? Pah!

 

Blogger Guyana-Gyal said ... (7:30 pm) : 

January here is cool and August here is too hot.

Give us your January so we'll have 2 cool months, and we'll give you our August so you can have 2 hot months.

Dunno what Yaxlich will do about the medical condition though. Maybe apply for more Pant Aid.

 

Blogger Wendz said ... (11:14 pm) : 

Hear hear - you did the same post as I did ..pah!

 

Blogger mad muthas said ... (11:15 pm) : 

maybe the weather forecasters went on strike, so there is no weather to be had! this happened a few summers ago - weeks and weeks of nothing at all. most vexatious. when is your birthday, yaxlich? i think we'd all like to know.

 

Anonymous goo said ... (11:40 pm) : 

much skiing takes place in january

 

Blogger Milk & Two Sugars said ... (9:04 am) : 

Swap you your January for our September? Nothing happens in September.

MTS is flattered that Yaxlich talked about her. She now only wonders what he said.

 

Blogger Sablonneuse said ... (10:11 am) : 

I'm with you for cancelling January. It's full of hospital and doctor visits for me. If we jump staight into February will all the things that should have happened in January be over and done with or will they have to be done later anyway????

 

Blogger Sally Lomax said ... (10:56 am) : 

Easter will be sooner, and we'll all be slimmer after Christmas sooner, because January is definitley the worst month for being fat.

Sally

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (1:28 pm) : 

John G - Would you consider moving your birthday by a couple of days?

Greenmantle - Yaxlich thinks you should share these things with the rest of the class.

Iggy - Exams are important so you can become as edumucated as what Yaxlich is.

Sanni - Two parties for Frank coming right up!

Sally - It will be a rewrite for the "30 days hath September" ditty but well worth it in the opinion of Yaxlich.

Fifi - Yaxlich wishes you a belated Happy Birthday.

Lizza - Yaxlich thought about cancelling February too because of the Valentines thing but he is sure that someone still celebrates it. Like Hallmark.

GG - Swapsies! Yay!

Wendz - Copycat.

Mad Muthas - Yaxlich celebrated his birthday in November.

Goo - Not in London.

MTS - It was in relation to the nose goblins.

Sablonneuse - Yaxlich thinks that anything nice that was due to happen should be postponed whereas anything nasty should be forgotten about altogether.

Sally - Looking at his belly, Yaxlich agrees.

 

Blogger Wendz said ... (4:44 pm) : 

Miaow.

 

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