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Yaxlich has been tagged by Queen Meme herself. He had decided that he was going to try to be meme free (as free as the wind blows) this year but when the Queen herself asks, you don't argue. So without further ado, Yaxlich will respond to her Highness. 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Another mutant eyebrow. Joy. 2. How much cash do you have on you? Currently about five pounds in loose change. That's five English pounds rather than 5lbs of loose change which would be rather a lot. 3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR? Jeremy but only if you say it properly. 4. Do you label yourself? Yaxlich does label himself in case people try to put him in on a high spin. 5. Bright or Dark Room? Which do you prefer? Yaxlich spent most of yesterday in a darkened room as a result of his Guinness adventure. Does that help? 6. Why is there always a missing question? Because even a know it all needs to be surprised occasionally. 7. What does your watch look like? Yaxlich does not own a watch. Not since the incident with Mrs Peabody, the tub of Swarfega and the power hose. 8. What were you doing at midnight last night? Snoring. 9. Where is your nearest 7-11? Where Yaxlich lives is far too posh to have 7-11. Ealing, on the other hand, isn't. 10. What’s a word that you say a lot? Contrafibularity. 11. Who told you he/she loved you last? The man who smelt of wee at Oxford Circus tube station at the tail end of the Guinness Adventure. 12. Last furry thing you touched? Is Yaxlich allowed to mention his bottom here? 13. How many rolls of film do you need developed? Yaxlich does not own a camera. 14. Favorite age you have been so far? 3. Life was so much easier when he could still play with his winky in public and not get arrested. 15. Your worst enemy? Lex Luthor. Curse him and plans for world domination. 16. What is your current desktop picture? A tropical island. It is very soothing although all the water sometimes makes Yaxlich want to have a wee. 17. What was the last thing you said to someone? Thank you. 18. The last song you listened to? F.O.D. by Green Day 19. What time of day were you born? Around 7am. 20. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Admonish them sternly. 21. Do you consider yourself kind? Yes. 22. What’s your life motto? A finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat. 23. Name three things you have on you at all times. Frayed underpants, a copy of Librarians Wives and a small Philipino boy called Slurp. 24. Can you change the oil on a car? Not deliberately. 25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? This week to the Inland Revenue but not been posted yet. Yaxlich won't tag anyone specifically. If you feel like responding, drop him a line in the comments box. Other than that, he is sorry to have woken you up this afternoon and he hopes the lime pickle was nice.