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Friday, January 19, 2007

Musical Condoms

Forget your iPod or iPhone, the must have accessory this year is the iDom.

According to the Reuters website:

Hong Kong's Ondo Creation, which makes designer condoms, hopes its Idom sheathes will put a more romantic spin on safe sex.

Apparently the iDom lasts for 18 minutes. Insert your own joke here.

Comments on "Musical Condoms"

 

Blogger john.g. said ... (3:35 pm) : 

EIGHTEEN minutes, that all! What if it plays Another Prick in the Wall, or Comfortably Numb?

 

Blogger enid said ... (3:37 pm) : 

enid wonders what the best songs for a musical condom might be. p j harvey's "you come through" would be a bit worrying. perhaps eno's "here come the warm jets" is best.

 

Blogger Sally Lomax said ... (8:39 pm) : 

The sound quality at the height of the moment so to speak doesn't bear thinking about! I suppose it will be a bit like flying. you know how they have "musack" at the beginning of the flight, and then they bring it up at the end?

YE-UCH!!!!!!

 

Blogger Prometheus said ... (6:04 am) : 

18 minutes? And one has to buy extra play time? Love the revenue model.

 

Blogger Tish said ... (1:22 pm) : 

18 minutes? Time for a ciggie and coffee.

 

Blogger john.g. said ... (8:25 pm) : 

Yaxlich thinks he has problems. Ihave just read that a Romanian surgeon lost his temper during an operation and cut the patients manhood off, then chopped it into little pieces in front of the theatre staff.
The patient has been awarded £100,000 to re-build it... OUCH!!!!!!!

 

Blogger john.g. said ... (8:28 pm) : 

No need for musical condoms...unless your educated readers know any good ones.

 

Blogger Guyana-Gyal said ... (2:19 am) : 

What if they're used a balloons? How long will the music last then? [My nurse cousin and her nurse friends once used condoms as balloons for their party.]

 

Blogger Sablonneuse said ... (1:36 pm) : 

Well that's a new meaning for f***king music. Next time my husband says that about my daughter's hifi preferences I'll chuckle to myself.

 

Blogger Yaxlich said ... (2:32 pm) : 

John G - Yaxlich read about the surgeon too. He has made a mental note to check the nationality of his doctor.

Enid - In Yaxlich's case, given the timeframe, perhaps "Love Me Two Times" by The Doors would be appropriate. Ho hum.

Sally - The 1812 Overture would be fun.

Prometheus - Welcome back. Yaxlich can only read your blog using Google Reader. He doesn't want to move to IE7 because it breaks things. He might install Firefox, though.

Tish - And possibly a walk around the block.

GG - The perfect mix for childrens parties?

Sablonneuse - Yaxlich can imagine the horror of a parent barging into their teenage offsprings room to demand they turn down the music...

 

Blogger Prometheus said ... (9:08 am) : 

Or mebbe if the kids are playing music and it AINT too loud.. ya know the player aint exactly up on the shelf.

 

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