Rival
According to Mr Biffo, Scaryduck is "the UK's leading poo-obsessed blogger". Possibly Mr Biffo made this statement because he thought Yaxlich had stopped blogging but this is not true. Yaxlich has simply been very busy over the last few weeks. Clearly Yaxlich has some work to do if he is to achieve his goal. |
Comments on "Rival"
Nonny had a look at Mr. Duck and he certainly was a bit scary, he also seems to have a problem with little bits of wee coming out.
Don't worry Yaxy you are still my bestest poo person.
Yaxlich is very pleased to hear this. He is, in fairness, a reader of Scaryduck so he shouldn't be too disappointed with the news. Scaryduck makes him laugh. However Yaxlich thinks he probably edges it on the PPP rating (Poo Per Post).
Didn't Zoe sell her arse to Scaryduck in the recent past? She is hilarious.
Yaxlich is still my fave funny Brit blogger (and I mean funny in a good way) when it comes to poo, farts, and everything else in between--though I also enjoy the humor in other Brit blogs like Zoe's and Anna's.
Yaxlich, does this make you S.H.I.T. (shit hot is tops)?
and a very honorable goal it is
As Yaxlich seems very busy these days may I offer this little rhyme (that I remember from years ago) to cheer him up:
The art to fart is a gentle art
It gives the stomach ease.
It warms the bed on a winter's night
And suffocates the fleas.
I'm not telling the circumstances that reminded me of it though . . . .
In my opinion, you are the King of Poo.
You'll always be the first person I come to when I'm running short of poo, have no fear about that :)
As for working harder, I thought we didn't mention *work* around here.
Just remember that you are trying to work harder but you're not be able to fing suitable work
Lizza - Yaxlich is pleased to hear this. He can't really compete with Zoe and Anna in terms of humour but he can out poo post them any day.
John G - Many people have said so in the past.
Goo - And one which Yaxlich intends to achieve.
Sablonneuse - Ooh! Ooh! Please tell...
Jim - Yaxlich is greatly honoured to receive this accolade.
Iggy - Yaxlich is pleased. He thinks.
AFC 30k - It's safe to mention work now that Yaxlich has a proper job.