Yay!
| It's not January anymore. Despite earlier assurances that January was going to be cancelled due to lack of interest, January continued unabated. Well until now. Today it is not January. It is February so sucks yah boo to January! Go on. Disappear off to do whatever it is that you do for the other eleven months of the year. Nobody cares about you, you spineless, horrible waste of a month. Well nobody apart from the membership committee at the local gym. February will bring lots of happiness. Lots of mirth. Lots of nice things. Things that are not January. Yaxlich is doing a little jig of joy. In fact he's so happy about the fact that it's not January that he's going to tell you something about him that he's never told you before. Yaxlich lives in a place that was once mentioned in a Monty Python sketch*. There. Already February is a better place. Yaxlich envies MTS for getting there earlier but, equally, he doesn't envy her criminal descendency. February is our month, people. Embrace February for it is good. Her Sheenaness demands it! * - it's not Judea |
posted by Yaxlich at 12:00 am
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post a commentdoes yaxlich live in mr wensleydale's cheese shop? if so, does he have any venezuelan beaver cheese?
Yaxlich lives in the forest of the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
MTS is surprised he can't get a job as a gardener.
Perhaps Yaxlich lives in a muddy field surrounded by filthy peasants? Or perhaps Croydon?
Also, some people like January. It's my birthday in January, which means I get to be the centre of attention for a whole week. Bring back January! May it be January in perpetuity! I shall start a petition.
Enid - Yaxlich believes there is only Peruvian beaver cheese in his flat.
Sablonneuse - No sun today but smiles are brightening up the world.
MTS - Anna seems to think that Yaxlich is an uphill gardener.
Rachie - Welcome to the World of Yaxlich. He hopes you enjoy your stay. However any further mention of the J word will get you banished to the understairs cupboard.
I think I know, due to the wonderful internet. Yorkshire and a shoe box in the middle of the road have definitely been ruled out.
Well, well, well if I am correct, what's it like living in a "very wealthy community"?
I could be wrong though. But I don't want to write the name of the place in case you get Yaxlich stalkers.
Yaxlich invites hhh to guess...
Always look on the bright side of life.....Beautiful plumage!
Well, such a "community" must mean those off road pushchairs. Like 4 wheel drives, only with 3 wheels.
All the better for strolling near the Thames -big clue there. Although hopefully not one to encourage stalkers.
chateau despair?
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John G - Yaxlich is not a Norwegian Blue.
HHH - Yaxlich does not live near the Thames.
Mad Muthas - Not any more. Not since it became February.
I'm thinking:
(a) Surbiton
(b) Purley
(c) Hounslow
(d) The North Face of the Uxbridge Road?
Katy - none of the above but award yourself a bonus point for your knowledge of Monty Python sketches.
ooh ooh can i play? Is it notlob?
Hullo Tondella. It is not but you are more than welcome to come back and try again to win the prize.
Hullo Yaxlich. Thank you for the offer, but notloB is the only place I know of that is mentioned in a Monty Python Sketch, so I shall have to bow out of the competition.