Allergies
| Spring has sprung and Yaxlich has discovered that he has an allergy. It's not one which he'd ever noticed he had before but it has come on strong over the last month or so. It's not hayfever, nettle rash, salicylate sensitivity, a lactose intolerance or any of the other allergies listed on The Allergy Centre. Ever since the beginning of this month Yaxlich has been suffering with a new allergy. One which has seriously affected his blogging and general computer use. One which means that he's always tired, rarely eats 3 proper meals a day and has only got as far as page 24 in Shaggy Blog Stories. Yaxlich is allergic to work. |
posted by Yaxlich at 3:29 pm
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post a commentI'd never of thought it. Oh, dear, that means you'll have to earn money by writing humorous things, and getting published. Otherwise it's the soup kitchen again.
Good luck.
Yaxlich never wants to go back there ever again. He will have to find a way around things.
Ignorminious knows how Yaxlich feels. He's working full time this week, and what time he has left over is wasted because he's too tired to move.
Yesterday Ignorminious worked for 12 and a half hours, and today it was another 6. By the time he finishes on Saturday night he's gunna be pretty shagged out, and not in a good way.
Keith remembers work. It was a long time ago. Being a strained-glass artist and a fully trained locksmith it was his job to go around the major cities and removed the suffragettes who were chained and locked to the railings.
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Yaxlich, this is serious. You have just discovered what man has known for centuries, that work does'nt work..
Didn't they warn you at school/college/prison or whatever, that work hurts and is best avoided at all costs? What is this country coming to I ask myself!
All you can do is grit your teeth and think of retirement. Start ticking off the years now.
Look at it this way. You started your blog in April 2006 - a year ago.
Now you havea HUGe following.
Give it another year and you will be a published author, and your only work will be writing the funny stuff that you do so well!
this is serious! maybe you should have a word with the non-working monkey.
Have the health manuals become boring? I'm sure Yaxlich will find a way to resolve his allergy. Maybe he'll outgrow it. At least his allergy got him to buy new pants and books.
work is a very naughty four letter word. Yaxlichs mummy is right you have become a potty mouth.
Yaxlich should know he is not alone in this. Mr.X is also allergic to the 4-letter-word-beginning-with-a-w.
Unfortunately Mr.X is even more allergic to his wallet being empty and the bailiffs coming round, so he has to put up with it.
Mr.X would like to know why he hasn't won vast sums of wealth on the lottery yet.
Excrement occurs, but so does pay day :-)
zoe is so allergic to work that she has broken out in pimples again (aka, ADULT ACNE). this is mainly due to stress, but zoe is determined, once she has finished her bloody book, to get a job. Hell, even zoe's twat of a boyfriend has land himself a job interview next week - how gutting is that ?
Katy has struggled womanfully against the overpowering urge to switch to the third person whilst in Yaxlich's comments box, but is now forced to accept that she has failed dismally.
Iggy - As his mummy always used to say, "think of the money".
Keith - You are correct. Work doesn't work. Yaxlich is thinking of forming an escape committee.
Sablonneuse - Why would Yaxlich want to grit his teeth? Is it going to snow?
Sally - You always say nice things when you visit. You can come again.
Rivergirlie - Even the NWM is W at the moment.
Lizza - He actually longs for the days of the H&S manuals. They were fun in comparison.
Billyboy - He'll try not to mention the W word again.
Mr X - Yaxlich hasn't played the lottery for ages. Maybe he'll buy a ticket this weekend. Anything to stop this allergic reaction.
Tish - This is true and perhaps he'll be more positive when pay day actually does occur.
Zoe - The Twat has an interview? Make sure he hides any incriminating stuff on his blog. A penchant for Kylie, for example, might go against him.
Katy - As the old saying goes, "When in Yaxlich, do as Yaxlich does" although technically you're not actually in Yaxlich.