Shouty

The AP doesn't show any signs of getting a job. This means that she is in the flat all day. Every day. She doesn't do much. Sometimes she sits in the kitchen reading the newspaper. Sometimes she is on the phone to other people who talk funny. Sometimes she is on the internet looking at whatever it is the APs look at. Mainly she parks herself in the front room and watches telly. She has discovered some Spanish channels on Sky and she watches them all day. As far as he can see, they're soap operas. What Yaxlich has learnt about Spanish soap operas: They always have girls with big bosoms They always have one ridiculously handsome man in an episode People in Spain still think moustaches look good They are always shouting He wonders what it must be like for foreign people watching EastEnders. He guesses that his Spanish equivalent would come up with this list: All British people are clinically depressed Nobody in Britain owns a washing machine Everyone in Britain is ugly There is no Spanish translation for "wassamatter?"