Blogging Mojo

Yaxlich has lost his blogging mojo. He doesn't know where it's gone. The disappearance seems to have coincided with the Agoraphobic Peruvian moving in. Maybe she has put some kind of Incan curse on him and stopped him blogging. This would be very unfair. She's preventing him from partaking in two of his favourite past times. 1. Blogging 2. Doing noisy number twos Maybe it's time he put his foot down and said: Oi! Agoraphobic Peruvian! No! You may well have come from the 20th largest country in the world with a Human Development Index of 0.767. We appreciate the cheap guano imports as well as opportunities to explore the Machu Picchu but enough is enough! Let this Englishman blog and poop in peace. Either that or he'll move out.

Memo

Not Updated

Yaxlich's blog hasn't been updated much this week has it? In fact, since he started work, his output has been very low. He wonders why this is. Maybe he'll have a word with himself and do something about it soon. He hopes so.

Winky Winky Bum Bum Poo Poo Titty Titty

Yaxlich recently moved from Sitemeter to Google Analytics. He's very pleased that he did because they have lots of pretty pictures and loads more stats. For someone like Yaxlich who loves numbers, this is great. One of the other advantages of is that they give him loads more Googlies to look at. He's been chuckling this morning over some of them including geriatric sperm, politically correct ginger hair, why does cheese make me fart, the less expensive monkey in the world and who discovered the word plethora. He's also seen a number of people searching for a particular video. He has know idea why they thought they'd find it on his blog but he feels really bad that they went away empty handed so he's decided to do something about it. He doesn't know what it's called but he's guessing it's "The Winky Winky Bum Bum Poo Poo Titty Titty" song. At least that's what he's going to be calling it.

Beautiful Plumage

Yaxlich would like to point out that he is not dead. He's resting. He is shagged out following a prolonged squawk. He hopes to return to blogging shortly. In the meanwhile, please feel free to browse the archives and purchase anything from the refreshment stand. The angel cakes made by class 3c are particularly nice.

Single

Yaxlich received a wedding invitation this morning. It made him sad. Not because his friends were getting married. No. He thinks they will make a lovely couple and have beautiful, if slightly disfunctional, babies. No. The reason he is sad is because the invite was sent to 'Yaxlich'. Not 'Yaxlich + 1'. Just 'Yaxlich'. Even his friends know that Yaxlich won't have a girlfriend by June.